Except Adventure s of an Ex Essex Weirdo..Begins by Mark Anthony Raines

It starts at the beginning it was born on a Sunday on the 13 the May 1962 in the county of Essex to Paul Tony Raines and Barbara Anne Raines as you can guess my mum and dad. So these are my adventures and memories of my life so far on the planet Earth. ..a small blue planet that by some stroke of luck got life as well known it. So why am I writing this autobiography style it due to the fact that I have small vessel disease of the brain which affects my cognitive skills like memory? My short term memory in layman terms is shit. The adventures are as much as I remember them and are all true so on with the show