St George and the Dragon Poem#Poem

 

 

Be My Juggling Partner Queen Elizabeth II, Please!

Dear Queen Elizabeth II,

I am your number one fan!

The first time I saw you, I felt amused. I could not believe an actor could be so pointy and fluorescent.

Your role in the world cup final was tiny and simply strong.

I've created a collection of fliers to remind me of you. My bedroom dresser is your shrine, lined with pictures.

My ambition is to go to the beach together and engage in some serious juggling. I'd make you cake then we'd watch films until the sun set.

I'd love it if you could reply to me - tomorrow would be best. Oh, say you'll be my juggling partner Queen Elizabeth II, please!

With your reply, please enclose some more fliers for my ever-growing collection.

Please, please, please reply.
Dr Love

 

Punished for likening my nipples to a dotty turnip

Dear Mr Jones,

I am sorry to report that little Mark has been assigned a detention.

As you know, little Mark is usually a very rough and tacky child. However, today I caught him complaining during class.

When I asked him to stop, he shouted, "D'oh!" and began running with his friend Matilda.

Mark aggravated the matter further by calling me a baggy lizard and likening my nipples to a dotty turnip.

Little Mark was also in violation of the school uniform policy. I do not allow slippery cowboy hats at Springfield Elementary School.

Springfield Elementary School prides itself on being a scrummy and pointless establishment. Thus we simply cannot have children complaining and running on the premises. Added to which, my nipples looks nothing like a turnip, as Ms Wilson will testify.

Please ensure that little Mark attends detention tomorrow after school, and leaves his slippery clothing at home.

Yours sincerely
BabeMagnet69

The Phantom Wooer by Thomas lovell read by Claire Gode

 

Poem by Mark Antony Raines Blocked

 

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Poem by Mark Antony Raines Blocked #markantonyraines

2022

Poem by Mark Antony Raines Blocked #markantonyraines #poetry Blocked Blocked return fake, Pharisees emerge wanting desire, Pranged extent is reversed, Drunkenly entrap the mind, Biblical victims are all vogue , Edited paper not coming back , Score bad deals , Escape tear explodes, Discourage noise in pineapple, Worker takes time to catch illness, Care loving touch is better then being shot with a gun, Passion is in the hands of the artist , Sometimes characters in books lose their identity, Religious institution comes in slices and lumped together, Shocking needs change, I feel formality forsaken, Shades are always in illegal position, Outcast creatures washout in descent, Pragmatic imp playing, Horned beast is elite control, Resolved in the end? #markantonyraines #poetry #copyright

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THE RIME OF THE ANCIENT MARNIER BY SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE

 

# INTUITIVE FEELING #YOUTUBE#MARK ANTONY RAINES

 

REAPING TOOL #POEM#MARK ANTONY RAINES #WITH ADDED CAPTIONS

 

UNADORNED

Unadorned consequences jellied garnish, 

Demean outstanding indivisible commotion, 

Inflexible camel train skill and cunning, 

Friend forsake  screen  idol Humphey terminate  ,.

Orchestral work pasture hitch,

Western musical hold fast wide vista,

Wet weather garment ten year span,

Legendary voyager lengthen Wall climber,

Political adviser result not,

Died without clothing in savoury jelly, 

Dreadful disgrace aristocracy, 

Married noise crashing like a mule,

Travelling group boat captain devil in desdeemona,

Dessert Garbo frost on stage ,

Etc honeyed wine ,

Shatter and echo unbroken view,

Mackintosh rotter wicked ,

Makes offer trendy roses, 

The end of yet another strange  pose.

Cacophony by Mark Antony Raines

Cacophony by Mark Antony Raines
Cacophony additional  informer less weighty,
Discourteous winter fall robust wealthy industrialist,
Male name rhythmical stage act large seal,
Female name plait or braid avian breeding  ground,
Nurse hound mischievous child outmoded,
Adulterate  border colossal pointed missle,
Californian port mediocre healing process,
Online ad strong point racket light touch.
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