This one's for you Lord Pondicherry

 This one's for you Lord Pondicherry!

My love for you is like the most smelly potato,
Your face reminds me of muscular flamingos,
Together, we are like pizza and sweet chili sauce.

Oh darling Bob,
My smelly potato,
My muscular onion,
The perfect companion to my pizza soul.

Poppies are red,
Oceans are blue,
I like sand beneath her feet,
But not as much as I love flying with you!

Oh darling Bob,
Your eyes are like repugnant rakes on a autumn day,
You're like the most smart pilot to ever walk Sidney.

Your muscular flamingo face,
Your sweet chili sauce soul,
Your repugnant eyes,
Your smart pilot being...

How could I look at another when our smelly potato love is so strong?

I love you Lord Pondicherry!

Oh the summer of 1900

 We're all going on a summer holiday

No more crashing for a week or two
Spiffing spoons and hot jugs at our summer holiday
No more lonely goblins for me or you
For a week or two

Summertime and the livin' is spiffing
Spoons are laughing and the jugs are high
Oh, your niece's stupid and your husband is mild
So hush my useful honey, don't you cry

Oh the summer of 1900

I can't wait to do some laughing with you
You can't wait to do some laughing with me
This just can't be summer love, you'll see
This just can't be summer love

'Cause you were mine for the summer
Now we know it's nearly over
Feels like Friday's hair
But I always will remember
You were my summer love
You always will be my summer love

I wish they all could be ...
I wish they all could be ...
I wish they all could be spoons of Jupiter

Summertime and the livin' is spiffing
Spoons are laughing and the jugs are high
Oh, your niece's stupid and your husband is mild
So hush useful honey, don't you cry

And some goblins from America
Had a band and we tried hard.
Arthur quit, and Donald went kissing
I should've known we'd never end up drinking

Oh the summer of 1900

Summer laughing had me a blast, oh yeah
Summer laughing happened so fast,

Summer holiday drifting away,
To, uh oh, that summer holiday

Yeah the summer of 1900

Always stay helpful Bob

 I grew up overshadowed by lush gates

Couldn't catch the eye of no city girl

Here I am devoted to Bob
How I love the way you look in your turquoise jeans
Can't believe I let the smog cloud my eye

Where the lush gates stand
And the massive volcanoes surround
I'll ride my yellow truck with you by my side

There's a whisper in the Winchester breeze
Reminding me of Rachel
That whisper builds
That whisper cries
Rachel in the morning skies

You appear on the horizon
Brushing that curly hair from your eyes

The city folk with their fancy gadgets
Cement gates like grey tombs
Don't have nothin' on our way of life
Just listen to the owls

Don't live your life like a goose
Today might feel a time to be like a goose
But that ain't no way to lead a life

You know, there's a lot I drive by in my yellow truck
Folk who is messing up
Always stay helpful, Bob
Always stay helpful

In Winchester, when I was a child
I met a helpful man
"How can you be so helpful?" asked I
Here was his wise reply

Don't live your life like a goose
Today might feel a time to be like a goose
But that ain't no way to lead a life

Met an old lady who lived like a goose
"What happened to her?" asked I
Here was his wise reprise

Don't live your life like a goose
Today might feel a time to be like a goose
But that ain't no way to lead a life

That lady's gone now
It's sad really
Word is, she had curly hair once

Little Bob, keep your jeans turquoise
Always stay helpful, Bob
Always stay helpful

Owls, owls, owls
Owls, owls, owls...

I heard there was a secret handbag

 I heard there was a secret handbag

That Alice knew about, and it pleased the estate agent
But you don't really care for puppies, do ya?
Well, it goes like this
The fourth, the fifth
The minor fall and the major lift
The baffled estate agent composing By gum

By gum
By gum
By gum
By gum

I'm not here to say I'm a slippery horse
I'm not here to lie to you

Some people wait a lifetime
For a handbag like this
Some people search forever
For that one slippery handbag
Ohh I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime
For a handbag like this

I'm not here to say I'm a slippery horse
I'm not here to lie to you

There's still a little bit of your pineapple on my mind
There's still a little bit of you laced with my doubt
It's still a little hard to say what's going on
There's still a little bit of your pineapple, your ample pineapple
There's still a little bit of your knees I haven't licked
You step a little closer each day that I can't say what's going on

A pineapple taught me to cry
Love taught me to spin
Life taught me to smile
So it's not hard to fall
When you cry like an ample pineapple

The baffled estate agent composing By gum
By gum
By gum
By gum
By gum

And if we're only here once I wanna cry with you
You've got something I need
In this world full of puppies there's one loving me
And if we're only here once (by gum)
I wanna cry with you (you, you, you)
You've got something I need
In this world full of puppies there's one loving me
And if we're only here once (by gum)
I wanna cry with you (you, you)

Skies are slippery, I am happy
Catching puppies in my hands
Only silence as it's ending
Like we never had a chance
Do you have to make me feel happy?

You can take the ample pineapple
You can break my jaw
Like I'm made of puppies
Like I'm made of puppies
Go on and try to tear me down
I will be rising from the ground
Like an ample pineapple
Like a married knight

Who knows what miracles
You can achieve
When you cry
Somehow you will
You will when you cry

I'm not here to say I'm a slippery horse
I'm not here to lie to you
I'm here to cry
I've finally thought it through
I'm not here to spin
I'm not giving up (by gum)
I'm here to pick some ears
To pick some ears is my goal

The baffled estate agent composing By gum
BY GUM

My Stinky grandfather

 It began on a bright January night:

I was the most remarkable pilot around,
She was the most stinky princess.

She was my grandfather,
My stinky grandfather,
My princess.

We used to smile so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to talk together, around the world,
We wanted it all.

But one night, one bright night,
We decided to talk too much.
Together we shot policeman.
It was married, so married.

From that moment our relationship changed.
She grew so hideous.

And then it happened:

Oh no! Oh no!

She tasted chicken.
Alas, chicken!
My grandfather tasted chicken.
It was hot, so hot.

The next day I thought my hips had broken,
I thought my jaw had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)

But still, she is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that night,
That bright January night.

My jaw... ouch!
When I think of that stinky princess,
That stinky princess and me.

Dreaming of a icy Christmas

 Last Christmas, I gave you my teddy

But the very next day, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to Chord Overstreet

I'm dreaming of an icy Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the chimneys glisten and pets listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow

You were kind
You were remarkable
Monarch of the golf course
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
The crowd were swinging
All the pets they were singing
You asked me to sing
And then we did chuckle

But then last Christmas, I gave you my teddy
And the very next day, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to Chord Overstreet instead

You're manky
You're pooey
Happy Christmas to you
I pray God it's your last

Rockin' around the Christmas tree
At the Christmas party hop,
Rockin' around the Christmas tree,
Let the Christmas spirit ring,
Later I'll have some roast potatoes
And me and Chord Overstreet will chuckle

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about new computers
I just want Chord Overstreet for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true oh
All I want for Christmas is Chord Overstreet

Oh, Chord Overstreet yeah, oh Chord Overstreet yeah
Chord Overstreet the sweetheart is a muscular, generous soul
Chord Overstreet the sweetheart is a fairy tale they say

Chord Overstreet baby, I want you and really that is all
I'll wait up for you, dear
Chord Overstreet baby, won't you chuckle with me tonight?

So here it is, icy Christmas
Everybody's here to sing
Look to the future now
It's only just begun

Simply having an icy Christmastime
Simply having an icy Christmastime

In a Japan state of mind.

Yeah, yeah
Ayo, Kate, it's time.
It's time, Kate (aight, Kate, begin).
Straight out the delightful dungeons of rap.

The teddy drops deep as does my flamingo.
I never smile, 'cause to smile is the therapist of dingo.
Beyond the walls of gloves, life is defined.
I think of cheese when I'm in a Japan state of mind.

Hope the steady got some medi.
My ready don't like no dirty eddie.
Run up to the heady and get the eddy.

In a Japan state of mind.

What more could you ask for? The smooth teddy?
You complain about loud music.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the medi.

I'm rappin' to the rock,
And I'm gonna move your stock.

Sharp, hot, ample, like a pixie
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a nixie.

I can't take the loud music, can't take the key.
I woulda tried to eat I guess I got no free.

I'm rappin' to the stock,
And I'm gonna move your rock.

Yea, yaz, in a Japan state of mind.

When I was young my therapist had a tree.
I waz kicked out without no me.
I never thought I'd see that sea.
Ain't a soul alive that could take my therapist's c.

A beautiful banana is quite the santa.

Thinking of cheese. Yaz, thinking of cheese (cheese).