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Sunday 1 May 2022

Be My Juggling Partner Queen Elizabeth II, Please!

 

Be My Juggling Partner Queen Elizabeth II, Please!

Dear Queen Elizabeth II,

I am your number one fan!

The first time I saw you, I felt amused. I could not believe an actor could be so pointy and fluorescent.

Your role in the world cup final was tiny and simply strong.

I've created a collection of fliers to remind me of you. My bedroom dresser is your shrine, lined with pictures.

My ambition is to go to the beach together and engage in some serious juggling. I'd make you cake then we'd watch films until the sun set.

I'd love it if you could reply to me - tomorrow would be best. Oh, say you'll be my juggling partner Queen Elizabeth II, please!

With your reply, please enclose some more fliers for my ever-growing collection.

Please, please, please reply.
Dr Love