Cryptic Cross was asked to be in a new off beat play about a Spartan king who was in a muddled mess as he was in love with a ram and ram was uncontrollable.
The play was due to be put on the strand and was going to be sponsored by a fancy cereal made by Sons Relax whom were based in a Cornish town.
Cryptic Cross on the way to the rehearsal viewed the ducks ;on had a bad wing and he could see its burden and being who he was could not stand for it so he jumped into the park pond to rescue the bird who made a a drive for near by thistles the proud flower of Scotland.
Cryptic Cross decided to give the play a miss for it was no Shakespeare so he went home and decided to go back to being a simple Arbiter who owned some cracked Welsh dishes featuring a penniless king trying to get a vote held in a Spanish court he was going to send pictures to a dealer to find its worth but it slipped from his hand and not being nimble it left time which always seems to slow down crash on the floor into tiny pieces.
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