Friday, 28 May 2021

THE DINNER

I was sitting in my room playing on my video game killing the bad guy s ,walking around like endless needle scratching a record. 
I was brooding due to falling out with my girlfriend after a fiery debate about me living at home and not having a job, I was getting the same from my parents. 
"Tidy your Room "
"Stop playing video games "
"Your Lazy"
"Get a Job"
This made me angry inside and to distract myself i made a grisly list and pinned it to my bedroom door. 
ESSENTIAL S
KNIFES 
SAW BLADES .
FRIDGES. 
MICROWAVE. 
This carried on for a month until I out of the blue said I was going to cook a dinner for my parents as I had something important to tell them. 
As both my parents seated around the table out of nowhere I was overtaken by a bloodthirsty rage and I preceded to stab them to death then I hacked them up their bodies into pieces preserving some chunks of human flesh with salt ,like dried meat eaten by the cowboys of the old West. 
I stored them in a selection of luncheon boxes, plastic bags into a set of  two fridge s.
When bits of my mum and dads flesh I microwaved their worst parts and made them look like leftover s then put them in recycled mini food bin. 
The rest I ate it was a very tasty dinner. 
YUM YUM FOR MY TUMMY. 

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