Cryptic Cross is a person who loves to see the world he lives in as black and white and whenever he comes across a problem he goes up and down and across to solve it.
Cryptic Cross has many bizarre adventures and has decided to write them down for you dear reader entertainment.
Cryptic Cross frist real job was be an assistant to the film minster who he was in a taxi to go check out a new public information film .
The film was about dance in Ireland and how it looked simple but was complicated and the popularity of the dance was on the increase among the younger generation.
But a group of OAPs lead by a man called Norm wanted to stop the music.
So it was up to me to break ice so he both ended on a trip to Paris were we consumed litre3 of cheap wine and ended up too sozzled too speak.
We returned to good old England were Cryptic Cross was run through the coals for being too extravagant and I was the ridicule of said office which hit me like a cricket ball going for a six.
So I left that job and found out in the national papers I had in fact gone to the wrong film and it was a government mistake as I was meant to go to a public information film about how to the government does not make mistakes it was computer error.
Cryptic Cross feeling a little down decided to treat himself to a frist class dine and drink included.
But instead ended up watching a film on Netflix eating a TV dinner the film turned out to be more bizarre than his day as it was about a rabbit who was wounded for an event due to a group of loyal tories beat him finally in a race only for them to be undone by a lone French composer who won the prize to go to Round University with his cat and then a party broke out which was interrupted by Major Rupees who ordered this film was back to front and the opposite to him militarily ;Cryptic Cross gave in a thumbs down and realised he had wasted two hours of his life for nothing.
That's the end of this adventure more to come soon.
Thanks for reading
Cryptic Cross.
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