Interview with a zombie with your host Freddy the freak by Mark Antony Raines

Welcome my fellow horror fiends to my interview with a zombie.I would like to give his bio but it was too bloody to read so without a farther minute to wait I introduce my guest tonight Zombie.Zombie approaches the microphone and precedes in a very posh English accent to say(Thank you Freddy it so great to be invited to be on your show.I can start by demystifying the myths that have surrounded my kind for centuries.)Freddy (Sounds like a munch eating experience to be expected)Zombie(o I am awfully sorry but you have totally the wrong idea about us ,I blame the movies and games myself)Freddy (Why is that?)Zombie (You seem to think all we want is to eat your brain when really we would love to sit down over a nice cup of tea or  coffee and hopefully some biscuits to talk about our past lives and how we can help you cope with death)Freddy(Well I was expecting you  to try to eat my brains by now,I could easily run away as your movements are quite stiff!)Zombie(Yes you are quite right that was the case but through all the brains we have eaten we have gain ed intelligence and learned to play a different game)Freddy(I thought said you did not day brains anymore?)Zombie (I lied,I just wanted to get in a state of being comfortable before I leap on you and rip your brains out)Freddy decides to end the interview and exit to the back door as he wishes not to be a zombie at this present moment.Zombie just smiles turns to you dear reader and says(I see your brain soon!)The End.