Diet by Mark Anthony Raines

1.
the kinds of food that a person, animal, or community habitually eats.
"a vegetarian diet"
synonyms: selection of food, food and drink, food, foodstuffs, provisions, edibles, fare; More
2.
a special course of food to which a person restricts themselves, either to lose weight or for medical reasons.
"I'm going on a diet"
synonyms: dietary regime, dietary regimen, dietary programme, restricted diet, crash diet; More
verb
1.
restrict oneself to small amounts or special kinds of food in order to lose weight.
"I began dieting again"
synonyms: follow a diet, be on a diet, eat sparingly, eat selectively, abstain, fast; More.                                                 My doctor  is again  going on about  me losing  weight as if I don't my health  will go down  hill. I wish  other was easy  to  just  go without  food but it's the  thing  everone  needs to maintain  life. You  can  name a diet is done them all and gained and loss weight  and within a few  weeks  I give up on them and go back to  comfort  eating. The paper came through  my door as usual. I scan it; I dimiss the  bad news  items.My eyes get  drawn  to the following  advertising poster..WE CAN  HELP  YOU  LOSE  WEIGHT  AND  EAT WHAT  YOU  LIKE ON THE DIET.WE ARE LOOKING  FOR  TEST  SUBJECTS  .IF INTERESTED  PLEASE  LET US ON DIET @TDF.COM.So i thought  I give  this one a go as I thought I had nothing  to lose  but weight. I turned up the laboratory were  i was expecting  men in white  coats but to my surprise  I was meet  with a sharp  dressed  woman  who  looked  like  just  stepped  off the catwalk. She then spoke to  me and the others  (Welcome to your  new life free from  worryingl about  what  food  you  put  in your  body. )I said  (What  makes your  diet different  from the  others  as I have  tried  them all and only  here  today  due  fact I got  nothing to lose )The sharp dressed woman  replies  (Yes you  are  right  but our  diet is distinctive  due to the fact  I as others  are living proof);a string  of  prefect bodies  male and female  then enter  the laboratory  as if to provide  evidence  of  the  point being  made. So we are all taken  to two sets   of rooms :the sharp dressed woman  then says (IN front of you  are two rooms; one  contains  the  diet solution  and the other  is just a dummy  room  but you  must  decide which you  require )At the time  this was a very strange  way of saying  who was going  to  get  the  new diet remedy but we all looked at each  other  and thought  why not. So  I await  my turn  as I watched the others  go to  selected  room.Room one you  could  hear screams then silence and cries of joyful tears and  the  person  coming  out  looking  instantly  like a model,how was this possible. Room  two I heard  nothing  but silence and no person  came  back out we were  just  informed  that  thier had  choose  the placebo and in disguist  left  the laboratory  by the  back  exit.Its my time to decide  and I put my eggs in room one.I step into the  room  to find thier  is a worm in a glass  container on the table .I was asked  to sit in a chair  and just  except  your  new life. As I sat in the chair  not knowing  what  to  expect  and my fight  or fight  caveman  instincts  kicking in.A series  of metal straps clasped  my arms ,my legs  .I tried  to  resist  but it was useless; the  sharp dressed woman  then  calmly  walks towards  me  with  the worm in her hand  (Open  wide, my brother  needs  your body  to be like  the rest of  human  being kind ).With this  my mouth  is  forced  open  and the worm placed in my mouth. My mouth  is then sealed with a metal strap surroundings  it so impossible  to spit put this living; wiggly worm out of me,i feel  it wriggling  down  my throat  towards  my stomach  were it eats it's way to  my brain. I am  free  says the newest  creation of the race  of Olie to be able  to  eat human  flesh  again. Wanted  people to try out  new diet?  The End.