Annabelle and Steven - The Troll Hunters of Upper Muddington
A Smelly Troll Plot
by Freddy Eastwood
Annabelle Snozcumber is just an ordinary twelve-year-old girl living in Upper Muddington, until she sees a horrifying troll, called Steve Earwax, climb in through her bedroom window.
Steve, who is built like a potato filled with rocks and smells like grated bogies smothered with sauce made from bones, sings a song about making little girls into burgers.
Annabelle tricks the troll into falling out of her window by telling him that there are child-brain pasties outside. She realises that the troll has to be stopped before he eats any more children and sets to work trying to invent a trap.
Meanwhile, in a cave just outside Upper Muddington, Steven Smellyelbow starts to suspect that eating children is wrong, and grows tired of hunting with his fellow trolls. He decides to live as a vegetarian.
After a brief misunderstanding involving a big finger and lashings of ketchup, Annabelle and Steven team up to stop the trolls, using a catapult that fires lettuces. They lure the trolls by creating a big mound of earwax.
Steve, who is built like a potato filled with rocks and smells like grated bogies smothered with sauce made from bones, sings a song about making little girls into burgers.
Annabelle tricks the troll into falling out of her window by telling him that there are child-brain pasties outside. She realises that the troll has to be stopped before he eats any more children and sets to work trying to invent a trap.
Meanwhile, in a cave just outside Upper Muddington, Steven Smellyelbow starts to suspect that eating children is wrong, and grows tired of hunting with his fellow trolls. He decides to live as a vegetarian.
After a brief misunderstanding involving a big finger and lashings of ketchup, Annabelle and Steven team up to stop the trolls, using a catapult that fires lettuces. They lure the trolls by creating a big mound of earwax.
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