True or just a little bit of a white lie by Mark Antony Raines. PROLOGUE.. Have you ever talked about a subject in your life that is true but you sightly exerate it to make it sound a lot more interesting. Well that's the basis of my lastest free book via my blog account Ghostman. Why you may wish to ask well the last one was very well received and the audio book version was a hit so why not. I hope you enjoy the following. Thanks for your support. TiddlesAfter searching for my lost cat Tiddles the third; a black and white tabby cat with one ear on the left side which as a torn earlobe due a fight with a fellow cat and he was the third in line of Tiddles as the over two died of old age. Tiddles saunters into the house as nothing had happened and was not at least worried that he had been gone at least a month. Tiddles does look rather plump for a cat to have survived on just scraps, he must have found someone to take pity on him. So I made up Tiddles bed and give him a saucer of milk and a quick cuddle and a kiss and I went upstairs to bed happy in the knowledge that my Tiddles was home. As I lay in my bed getting ready to enter the land of dreams I heard an almighty crash and someone one shouting out obscene words. I sat bolt upright and put on my pjs and run downstairs to investigate. To my complete and stunned surprise my cat Tiddles was sitting upright reading the paper with a broken cup on the floor. Tiddles then spoke (Sorry old bean about the mess keep forgetting that cat paws have no thumbs, by the way, thanks for the milk) I stood with my mouth open and stuttered out (H o w are y o u able to talk) Tiddles goes on to tell me how when he was missing he was found at death door by a aging mad scientist who then took him to his laboratory to do some testing for his newest experiment of mind transference; swapping of brains in layman terms .But something went horribly wrong as due to a lighting it mashed up the two brains in one.When I woke said Tiddles I was part cat part mad scientist and very hungry. I resisted for two days but the man part took over and eat the cadaver that was him over the last few days hence why I am so plump.I knew I would be safe here at home with you my owner.I stood in awe and said (ok I you are back as long as you don't eat me)Tiddles smiles and purrs as he is content and full until he is hungry again.
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