Dairy of an ex Essex Weirdo  PROLOGUE
THIS IS A SERIES OF EVENTS IN MY SOME WHAT BORING LEFT IT A SORT OF
MEMOIR BEFORE MY MEMORY GIVES UP THE GHOST ON ME .I HAVE SMALL
VESSEL DISEASE OF THE BRAIN WHICH AFFECTS MY COGNITIVE SKILLS LIKE
MEMORY. SO I APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE FOR ITS ACCURACY .SO ENJOY WELL AT
LEST IT MAY SEND YOU TO SLEEP. CHAPTER ONE
CHILDHOOD MY EARLIEST MEMORIES I HAVE IS WHILST I WAS AT OUR LADIES OF
LOURDES. NUMBER 1 BEING ASKED TO PLAY THE PART OF MARK ANTHONY AND
KISS AND GIRL I RUN OFF OUT OF SCHOOL. NUMBER 2 SHOWING MY AGE ALL THE
GIRLS WEARING WHITE PRIMROLS WITH MARC BOLAN OR T_REX ON . NUMBER 3
THIS IS THE ONE THAT HAUNTED ME MOST OF MY LIFE I WAS CALLED INTO THE
OFFICE OF THE THE THEN HEADMISTRESS WHERE I ALONG WITH A GIRL WHO I
CAN NOT REMEMBER WERE INFORMED WE HAD BEEN KEPT BACK A YEAR ..MINE
WAS DUE TO NOT PAYING ATTENTION DURING MATHS LESSONS,IF HAPPEN TODAY
I LOT MORE WOULD HAVE KICKED OFF. SO THEN IT WAS ON TO THE SENIOR
SCHOOL, I ATTENDED AN ALL BOYS SCHOOL. IT WAS MOSTLY EASY. .A BIT OF
BULLYING I FINALLY GOT FED UP WITH ONE DAY IN THE DINNER LINE I SAID THE
WORD NO FOR MY PRIZE I WAS PUT IN A HEADLOCK LATER BUT I WAS LEFT ALONE
AFTERWARDS. NEARLY GOT THE CANE ONCE AS THE SCHOOL DID A SCHEME FOR
HELPING THE ELDERLY. .MY WIFE ENID PREFERS TERM RECYCLED
TEENAGER.WILL I WENT ALONG WITH THE OTHER PERSON AND WE WAGGED OFF
OUR APPOINTMENT AT THE ELDERLY, WAGGED IS TERM FOR NOT TURNING UP.CUT
TO THE CHASE I WAS AWAITING THE CANE..A CORPORAL PUNISHMENT NOW
BANNED. ...BUT I WAS LUCKY AS THE HEADMASTER KNEW MY GRANDFATHER.
.WHOM WAS THE CARETAKER AT LADY OF LOURDES SO I GOT A SERVERE
TELLING OFF AND TOO THIS DAY IF I HAVE DONE ANYTHING WRONG I ADMIT TO
IT.
CHAPTER TWO TEENAGE YEARS THIS CHAPTER PART IS SHORT AND
SWEET I LEAD A BORING TEENAGER LIFE,TELEVISION WAS MY THING AS YOU MAY
NOT BELIEVE ME BUT I WAS VERY SHY BACK THEN AND FELT UNEASY WITH
WOMAN AND I THINK PEOPLE AROUND THOUGHT I WAS GAY,NO I HAVE NO ISSUES
WITH THIS SO PLEASE GET OFF YOUR HI HORSE DEAR READER.YES THAT'S THE
END IF THIS BIT,WARNED YOU IT WAS SHORT AND SWEET. CHAPTER THREE. ..Work experience. My frist  job  was  only  down the road  from  my home  at Mendip  Cresent, Westciff-on-Sea, Essex. It was a factory  that sold hardware  items .I managed  to  get  to  see Kate Bush  in concert, I am  talking  about  1979 .This happened  due to a workmate  being  let down  so he had a spare  ticket. I think  the show was at the  London  Palivation?  .I do remember  being  harassed by ticket  touts  offering  to buy  tickets, the show  itself  had dance  ;magic; a fantastic  performance  by Kate  Bush.