Prepare for tongue cheek laughs with Three star with a touch of Caviar. The tale of affluent naive Jessica Crew, who inherits a three star hotel from her notorious Aunt Mabel, the “godmother” of Zante. Jessica has never heard of a three star hotel before. Being the daughter of a misogynistic, notorious field Marshall and a lady of the manor her world has been one of silver spoons, finishing schools and dinner parties. Lacking friends she meets the devious Penny who worms her way into Jessica’s life feeding off her insecurity using Jessica to hide the murky reality of her life, and fund the rich lifestyle she desires. This is much to the disgust of Jessica’s husband Justin who desperately wants Jessica to return to the woman he married before Penny’s influence and is trying to rekindle their relationship and save their marriage.When Jessica, Penny and the poor downtrodden house keeper Mrs May set off for Greece with the expectation of freshly pressed olive oil, champagne and sophisticated sightseeing and spa treatments what they find is quite the opposite. After leaving Mrs May in cattle class at the airport Jessica and Penny are treated to first class hell causing anguish, embarrassment and temper tantrums throughout their journey. Just when Jessica thinks things can’t get any worse her arrival at the hotel is met with the whiff of burger and chips, Brown Ale, and cheap sun cream. The all you can eat buffet positively gives Jessica the vapours, whilst the gyrating hotel entertainment causes a positive meltdown. To add to Jessica’s disappointment and despair she is met with a variety of situations and colourful characters from drunken vicars, over protective parents, cheating boyfriends, vengeful girlfriends and a pesky war hero postman and wife team who resemble mosquitoes Jessica would dearly like to swat. Whilst wading through a variety of calamities in an attempt to upgrade the hotel and placate all her guests who all have their own expectations, secrets and dubious connections Jessica is drawn into the world of three star all- inclusive holiday turmoil resulting in the ultimate clash of sophistication, snobbery and drama all thrown together with lashings of sun cream, beer and disappointment.
Review
A truely humorous book
5-5🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED
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