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THE Boss NEW CLOTHES
Once upon a time long ago there was a boss in a firm that made parts for the thingy that turned the wheel for thingy abob who all that new me was very vain and always wanted to be up to date with the latest trends.
So one day he heard of a latest fashion 09had to have called digital clothing he called up his poor put upon secretary to look up the lastest suppliers of said clothes; she was just only too pleased to point him in the right direction.
So on one sunny Wednesday Morning in came two gentlemen wearing suit's so sharp if you were to touch them you give yourself a painful papercut.
The gentleman laided out the new suit for the boss and said how it could mould itself instantly to his body and be want ever colour he wished and the design of his choice and did he not see the fabulous design.
The boss could see nothing at all but not wishing to be called stupid said.
"Why it the most magnificent suit I have seen ,i have have one at whatever the cost "
The next day the boss came to work wearing his very very very very expensive new digital suit with enomorous pride and all the staff look on in shock and awe and when he said.
"Do you like my fabulous new suit "
Each and every one to a man or woman in this politically correct age said it was a sight to behold although no of them could see the suit but treasured thier jobs which came with a decent pension to say nowt else.
The boss sat proudly in his new suit in his office all day with seeing various saleman and commitee members each not saying anything about his new attaire apart what a fabulous new suit it was as none wished to lose trade or get kicked off the boardroom as no one likes hearing the immortal words Your Fired.
Time tick and trocked and the second hand went around the numbers on the clock every sixty second s then the big hand pointed to Twelve and the little to Four it was Four Of Clock which is time for a nice cup of tea no sugar and some chocolate biscuit s.
A knocking came upon the Boss door. he said
"Come in"
With this the teaboy entered and upon seeing the boss let the loudest laugh you ever heard and said
"Here you An:t got a stitch on it can see your meat and two veg and it an;t a pretty sight "
At this the boss instantly realised he had been naked as the day he was born all day and was deeply embarrassed about being so vain .
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