Simon and Katybert - The Troll Hunters of St Gurgle
A Smelly Troll Plot
by Ghostman
Simon Malkovich is just an ordinary thirteen-year-old boy living in St Gurgle, until he sees a horrifying troll, called Warwick Speckledtongue, climb in through his bedroom window.
Warwick, who is built like a potato filled with rocks and smells like grated earwax smothered with sauce made from rotton turnips, sings a song about making little boys into curries.
Simon tricks the troll into falling out of his window by telling him that there are child-brain cheesebakes outside. He realises that the troll has to be stopped before he eats any more children and sets to work trying to invent a trap.
Meanwhile, in a cave just outside St Gurgle, Katybert Soapfree starts to suspect that eating children is wrong, and grows tired of hunting with her fellow trolls. She decides to live as a vegetarian.
After a brief misunderstanding involving a hand and lashings of ketchup, Simon and Katybert team up to stop the trolls, using a catapult that fires sprouts. They lure the trolls by creating a big mound of skunk trainers.
Warwick, who is built like a potato filled with rocks and smells like grated earwax smothered with sauce made from rotton turnips, sings a song about making little boys into curries.
Simon tricks the troll into falling out of his window by telling him that there are child-brain cheesebakes outside. He realises that the troll has to be stopped before he eats any more children and sets to work trying to invent a trap.
Meanwhile, in a cave just outside St Gurgle, Katybert Soapfree starts to suspect that eating children is wrong, and grows tired of hunting with her fellow trolls. She decides to live as a vegetarian.
After a brief misunderstanding involving a hand and lashings of ketchup, Simon and Katybert team up to stop the trolls, using a catapult that fires sprouts. They lure the trolls by creating a big mound of skunk trainers.
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