Tuesday, 2 June 2020

CARMAN BY MARK ANTONY RAINES CHAPTER 1

The first time  it happened left  a terrible impression on my mind and some of you  may believe  I come remember such a thing that happened  to me athat themail innocent tender age of three.
It was  in my nursery full of all the toys one required  to the  fuliment of the day  .
One night  i awoke  but could not see the nursery maid was job it was to look  after  at night. 
I realised I was alone and at first I was not frightened as I was mostly  showed  ignorance of such things as  ghost s;or creatures  in the cupboard  or under  the bed .
Suddenly out  of nowhere I saw a young lady  kneeling  besides me who started  to gently caress my hands and then she looked at me with her deep  blue eyes; I sat transfixed as she bent closer  to kiss  my neck.
I was awoken  from  my trance like  state by the  sensation of two needle like pointed fang teeth deep into my neck. 

This frightened  me so much  I yelled  with all the  might  I could  muster 
"NURSE"
Three  woman came  running  through  my bedroom  door. 
Nurse;Cook and the Housekeeper who upon hearing  my story  laughed it off as a nightmare. 
I told them to check my neck  for the bite in was given  by this mystery woman but no sign was visible. 
For rest of that night  I was guarded by Nurse to reassure  me.
 
When my father  heard of my nights adventures he just  told me it was nothing  but  a dream  and dreams can not hurt you :this give me little  comfort for I knew the woman  I saw was real and not a dream  and I was awfully  frightened. 

I remember sometime  later  after  my encounter  being  visited by an elderly  looking man wearing a black cassock his face was sweet and gentle. 

He said we were going  to  say a prayer together ;for he was with  the  three woman  who came  into  my room  that night. 
All four kneeled at my bedside and said a pray I have  long forgotten  and he said  this pray in an earnest quavering  voice  .
That the last I remember  from  my early years. 

HORROR THEATRE _NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD

HORROR THEATRE _NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD

Sunday, 31 May 2020

BADOKE _LIVING ON A PRAYER BON JOVI PERFORMANCE BY GHOSTMAN

BADOKE _LIVING ON A PRAYER BON JOVI PERFORMANCE BY GHOSTMAN

FIVE CHILDREN AND IT BY E.NESBIT. WINGS

FIVE CHILDREN AND IT BY E.NESBIT. WINGS

THE BOSS NEW CLOTHES BY MARK ANTONY RAINES

THE Boss NEW CLOTHES
Once upon a  time  long ago  there was  a boss in a firm that made parts for the thingy that  turned the wheel  for thingy abob who all that new me was very vain and always  wanted to be up to date  with  the latest  trends. 

So one day  he heard  of a latest  fashion 09had to have called  digital clothing he called  up his poor  put upon  secretary to look  up the lastest  suppliers of said  clothes; she was just  only too pleased  to point him  in the right direction. 
So on one sunny Wednesday Morning in came two gentlemen wearing  suit's so sharp if you were  to touch them you  give yourself a painful papercut.

The gentleman laided out the new suit for the boss and said how it could  mould  itself  instantly  to his body and be want ever colour  he wished and the design  of his choice and did he not see the  fabulous design. 
The boss could see nothing  at all  but not wishing  to be called stupid  said. 
"Why it the  most magnificent suit I have  seen ,i have  have one at whatever  the cost "

The next day  the boss came to work  wearing  his very  very very very expensive  new digital suit with enomorous  pride and all the staff look  on in shock and awe and when  he said. 
"Do you  like  my fabulous new suit "
Each and every one to a man or woman  in this politically correct  age said it was a sight  to behold  although  no of them  could  see the  suit but treasured  thier jobs which  came with a decent  pension  to say nowt else.

The boss sat proudly  in his new suit  in his office  all day with seeing various saleman and commitee  members  each not saying anything about  his new attaire  apart  what  a fabulous new suit it was as  none wished  to lose trade or get kicked off the boardroom as no one  likes hearing  the immortal  words Your Fired. 

Time  tick and trocked and the second hand went around the numbers on the clock  every sixty second s then  the big hand pointed  to Twelve  and  the little  to Four  it was Four Of Clock which  is time  for a  nice cup of tea  no sugar and some chocolate biscuit s.

A knocking  came  upon  the Boss door. he said 
"Come in"

With this the teaboy entered and upon  seeing the boss let the loudest  laugh you  ever  heard and said 
"Here you  An:t got a stitch on it can  see your  meat and two veg and it an;t a pretty  sight "
At this the boss instantly  realised he had been naked as the day he was born  all day and was deeply embarrassed about  being  so vain .



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