In a far away place in a desert a cinema screen has been erected to watch a film about the true account about how a rubber inanimate object tyre came to life unexpectedly and on its wake it caused unspeakable horrific acts to its victims.
Why is this so no one really knows as thier is no reason as life itself is full of no reason s and too alot of people makes no sense at all including the author of this tale.
The audience sits down, lights Lower, the plutonium darkness enveloped the desert as the film starts.
A scene is set a rubber tyre is lying on the sand abandoned by thier driver of the vehicle in which he once belonged, the tyre wanted to exist to be alive .
Suddenly the tyre stood upright and wanted a name so he called himself Robert for he felt he was always been a Robert.
Robert sees the desert animals and the inanimate objects of rocks and cacti wishes he could destroy them,out of the blue he gets the power of psychokinesis
and practices it on the rocks and cacti at from blowing them up at will ,he gets bored of this and decided to take his build up frustration on the desert animals making them to blow up, he really got a kick of seeing the skin and fragments of shattered bones fly through the air and the best part was when thier crashed onto the sand leaving a trail of iron rich crimson blood.
Robert is starting to get a blood lust and wishes too more hurt at this point fate intervened as a car is making it way on the desert highway, so Robert uses his power to stop the drivers car but he only manages to stall the car much to the surprise of the lady driver behind the wheel.
Wham,Robert is run down by a near by truck who was beginning to brake to slow down to assist the Driver in the stalled car as his mother taught the lorry driver to be a gentleman and to aide others when we could.
The lorry stopped, the driver got out to assist but he is too late as the woman driver manages to restart the stalled car and go back on her journey.
As just that moment the lorry driver was thrown in the air like a ragdoll as he landed breaking some bones the last thing he saw and felt just before the brief moment s of death was a rubber tyre rolling over and over his skull until the distitive crack of the skull and Robert smiled to himself to see the flesh of brain revealed ,Robert then carried along the highway as he was not worried about the cadaver as the desert would deal with it as it had done for centuries, eaten bit by vultures, bones bleached by the white hot sun,bones breaking down into dust,the dust mixing with the golden sand,the lorry gone only morned by the ones he loved.
Robert rolls along for awhile until the highway leads to a motel, the car that escaped him is parked near one of the rooms.
Robert being somewhat impatient decides to search for the driver of said car as he has revenge on his mind so he enters a room he does not realise is next to his intended victim and instead rolling at top speed runs over the motel chamber maid as she entered the room,he runs over her several times leaving a dead body with a heavily mutilated unrecognisable face.
This were in this story enters Sheriff Chad to investigate the murders so far committed and the man responsible for the cinema screen in the desert.
Just in case you were wondering the poor film audience had now been starving in the desert for two days and are given a turkey by one of the Sheriff Chad s deputies but unfortunately for these poor retchs it's turns out the turkey was laced with a unknown poison.
Sorry for that interval I hope you enjoyed your popcorn and ice lollies as its back to this tale we go, that's if you not gone away to do something different if so your miss the ending I promise it will not be a Hollywood one.
Sheriff Chad is about to leave the scene of the crime when he hears a almighty ear spitting screaming coming from the motel's manager s office so he runs well I should say walks quickly to the scene as he is long past his prime due to too many donuts as he arrival at the scene he witnesses Robert finishing his final roll over the mutilated remains of the once good looking manager, sheriff Chad only knew this by her identity badge.
Sheriff Chad then calls one of his deputies to put an alert for a murderous rubber tyre and after a few minutes of howling laughing and asking if had been drinking it was only the threat of made redundant that the deputy did as he was told.
Much further down the road Robert is disgusted to see people laughing and drinking over a pile of follow tyres being burnt like the witch's of old this sends him into a wild frenzy of a killing spree which lasts three days with a total of ten bodies left behind all heads crushed in ,tyre marks all over thier cadaver remains it was hard for the families to recognise thier former loved ones thier had shared the journey of life with.
People demanded something had be done about this bizarre mass murderer so a trap was set up by Sheriff Chad.
Sheriff Chad to lure Robert dresses a mannequin laid with dynamite to blown him up.
Robert falls for said trap but only the mannequin s head falls off as the planted dynamite fails to detonate.
Somewhere in distant to make a point of this failure a man who is in a wheelchair mocks the botched trap, this makes Sheriff Chad enraged, not the turning into the hulk kind,he grabs a shotgun from the back of his police car and fires both barrels at Robert afterwards he tosses Robert carcass at the mocking man,who think s this is a massive anticlimax to this tale .
Normally this would have been the end but we live in a world that encourages recycling and thus is the true ending as you see Robert is reincarnated as a tricycle and when he sees the man in the wheelchair he jams himself into the man's wheelchair forcing him to fall out at the railway crossing, thus that's how the man ended up sliced in two,guts pouring from his stomach.
As for Robert he goes on too recruit an army of tyres but story is for the second part of this tale as for Sheriff Chad he really hated how he got portrayed in the independent French film of this tale and he is not taking to anyone due too the shame.
Finally as the film credits end ,Robert rolls towards the scene with the words your next then this story ends.
Was it too bizarre, stupid, could inanimate really come to life?
That's up to you dear reader.
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