Monster Mash by Mark Antony Raines-Inspired by the song

 

Due to my desire to find  new life into was working late in my laboratory in Transylvania. 

My monster is lying  on the slab awaiting for me to flip the switch to  bring thousands of bolts of electrical current  to bring him to life. 

As the current begin to  work my monster  began to rise from his slab.

I proclaimed"He;s Alive "

At this my monster rose up more placed his feet on the floor  then preceded to put his left  leg than his right; moved his hips;raised his arms and made his hands into fists and moved them up and down  as if bashing am invisible object .

I asked him  what this was

He replied it was it was a new dance called the Monster Mash. 

I suddenly felt the  urge to join in.

A knock came to the  castle door outside  to my surprise  were Gouls from the graveyard who theard  the sound of dancing from the graveyard  and wished to join in.

News spread among  the  creatures  of the night and soon a party  was in full swing with Zombies having fun ;Wolfman and Dracula and his son turned up too to join in.

Then came another knocking at the door :a group of skeleton musicians called the Crypt Kicker Five offered their services as a rocking coffin bangers to add music  to the dance. 

Even Igor my humped assistant joined in;rattling his chains he was joined by the baying of hell hounds 

Poor old Dracula had enough so he went back to his coffin for a rest but not before moaning he had once long ago had a dance called the Translvana Twist,the other creatures of the night just ignored him and carried on doing the Monster Mash for its was surely a graveyard smash.

With that Mash good!

Easy, Igor, you impetuous young boy
Mash good! Grrr!

And the Monster Mash carried on al l Halloween.

He did the mash, he did the monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
He did the mash, it caught on in a flash
He did the mash, he did the monster mash

From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes

They did the mash, they did the monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
They did the mash, it caught on in a flash
They did the mash, they did the monster mash

The zombies were having fun, the party had just begun
The guests included Wolfman, Dracula, and his son

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, 'The Crypt-Kicker Five'

They played the mash, they played the monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
They played the mash, it caught on in a flash
They played the mash, they played the monster mash

Out from his coffin', Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist and said
"Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?

It's now the mash, it's now the monster mash
The monster mash, it was graveyard smash
It's now the mash, it caught on in a flash
It's now the mash, it's now the monster mash

Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you

Then you can mash, then you can monster mash
The monster mash and do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash, you'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash, then you can monster mash

Mash good!
Easy, Igor, you impetuous young boy
Mash good! Grrr!

Source: LyricFind