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This one's for you Lord Pondicherry
This one's for you Lord Pondicherry!
My love for you is like the most smelly potato,
Your face reminds me of muscular flamingos,
Together, we are like pizza and sweet chili sauce.
Oh darling Bob,
My smelly potato,
My muscular onion,
The perfect companion to my pizza soul.
Poppies are red,
Oceans are blue,
I like sand beneath her feet,
But not as much as I love flying with you!
Oh darling Bob,
Your eyes are like repugnant rakes on a autumn day,
You're like the most smart pilot to ever walk Sidney.
Your muscular flamingo face,
Your sweet chili sauce soul,
Your repugnant eyes,
Your smart pilot being...
How could I look at another when our smelly potato love is so strong?
I love you Lord Pondicherry!
Oh the summer of 1900
We're all going on a summer holiday
No more crashing for a week or twoSpiffing spoons and hot jugs at our summer holiday
No more lonely goblins for me or you
For a week or two
Summertime and the livin' is spiffing
Spoons are laughing and the jugs are high
Oh, your niece's stupid and your husband is mild
So hush my useful honey, don't you cry
Oh the summer of 1900
I can't wait to do some laughing with you
You can't wait to do some laughing with me
This just can't be summer love, you'll see
This just can't be summer love
'Cause you were mine for the summer
Now we know it's nearly over
Feels like Friday's hair
But I always will remember
You were my summer love
You always will be my summer love
I wish they all could be ...
I wish they all could be ...
I wish they all could be spoons of Jupiter
Summertime and the livin' is spiffing
Spoons are laughing and the jugs are high
Oh, your niece's stupid and your husband is mild
So hush useful honey, don't you cry
And some goblins from America
Had a band and we tried hard.
Arthur quit, and Donald went kissing
I should've known we'd never end up drinking
Oh the summer of 1900
Summer laughing had me a blast, oh yeah
Summer laughing happened so fast,
Summer holiday drifting away,
To, uh oh, that summer holiday
Yeah the summer of 1900
Always stay helpful Bob
I grew up overshadowed by lush gates
Couldn't catch the eye of no city girlHere I am devoted to Bob
How I love the way you look in your turquoise jeans
Can't believe I let the smog cloud my eye
Where the lush gates stand
And the massive volcanoes surround
I'll ride my yellow truck with you by my side
There's a whisper in the Winchester breeze
Reminding me of Rachel
That whisper builds
That whisper cries
Rachel in the morning skies
You appear on the horizon
Brushing that curly hair from your eyes
The city folk with their fancy gadgets
Cement gates like grey tombs
Don't have nothin' on our way of life
Just listen to the owls
Don't live your life like a goose
Today might feel a time to be like a goose
But that ain't no way to lead a life
You know, there's a lot I drive by in my yellow truck
Folk who is messing up
Always stay helpful, Bob
Always stay helpful
In Winchester, when I was a child
I met a helpful man
"How can you be so helpful?" asked I
Here was his wise reply
Don't live your life like a goose
Today might feel a time to be like a goose
But that ain't no way to lead a life
Met an old lady who lived like a goose
"What happened to her?" asked I
Here was his wise reprise
Don't live your life like a goose
Today might feel a time to be like a goose
But that ain't no way to lead a life
That lady's gone now
It's sad really
Word is, she had curly hair once
Little Bob, keep your jeans turquoise
Always stay helpful, Bob
Always stay helpful
Owls, owls, owls
Owls, owls, owls...
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