As a private detective who some say is cute a teddy bear but i like to display a mean look more of a care bear stare.
I entered the house of my next case and littke did i know how bizarre it ws going to be.
In front of me was a dead painter and next to him was a warped Kettle,dented,spout was a circular shape and i thought sub part of my brain normal on the left it was not very practical for making a lovely cup of rosy lee"Tea".
It was not the sort of object you came upon in a sleepy town in Devon called Holsworthy,if you dont know were Devon is the only thing i remember from is if you think if England as an old man carrying a pig to market we are just before the pigs trotters,i bet that bit of information did not help one tiny little bit.
Beside the dead painter was a book,i picked up the book using my plastuc gloves hands as not to get my fingerprints on it and inside was written hunderds of times as if was being punished at school fir misbehavoiuring were lines and lines of the same gimmberish words.mmm
"IF ANYONE USES THE WARPED KETTLE WITHIN 30 DAYS HE OR SHE HAD ONLY 3O DAYS TO LIVE AND ENDURE THE CURSE PLACED ON THEM"
Wow a bit of a reveal but nice to see it was politically correct.k
I read the book more to see what the curse was and to my amazement and slight dispair it said.
"TO WHOM BE ACURSED WILL LOOK LIKE ORDINARY PEOPLE BUT BE THIER IMAGE BE PHOTOGRAPHED THEY WILL LOOK ZOMBIFIED AND WILL FEEL LIKE A ROUGH DOG TO TOUCH"
I thought to myself surely this curse or supersition was just s bizarre urbsn myth just to cover up the act of a murder had been commited,so i decided to put it to the test,boy was that not a huge mistake.
As i took off my plastic based examination glove i had a instant hit of the curse in its full effect i had a collage of images play like a movie in my head,a donkey with fair hair balancing a painter who had a piant brush made of ice in his hand.
Then a old newspaper headline about a walking accident that was in a hilly place on the local moors invoving someone drinking some local water from a well and when looked up saw a Dragon wearing a hood and monk like garment ranting how its ankles where hurting ,it properly be a hit on Youtube or Tik Tok,although it must be a dinosaur thing as i dont understand Tik Tok at all.
When this disappeared i go to tne bathroom to wash my face to awaken myself as i looking in the mirrror i realise my eyebrows have dog like properies i was fucked,the curse of the warped kettle was true i had no choice but to inform my homemaker wife Enid and see if she could EEhelp .
So unknown to the local police i take home said object to my home and beg my wife want should i do and to my utter shock without a thought for her safefy like a crazed dardevil she picks up the warped kettle to examine and before i could warn her she experanced the same visions as my myself and found the part of the donkey with the fair hair balancing the painter the most chilling part,as she told this to me after the vision wore off.
We were know both in the queue for a supernatural or bizarre death.
Will we be able to stop this curse before our time was up.
Suddenly before my eyes my wife transformed into a Dragon wearing a hood and monklike clothing coming towards me,this scared me to my core and before this creature coulf do me any harm i grabbed the warped kettle and cracked it over the Dragon mutiply times untill its skull was crushed in ,i stopped this action were i heard the sound of blues and twos of the police and so tottally shocked to discover them saying i was under arrest for the murder of my wife Enid.
And that is my statement.
Do you still say you killed a Dragon
Yes
I afraid you going to have to stay a little longer at the asylum
Nurse
With that i went back to my four by four white paddded room with my nice warm straightjacket giving me a cuddle.
The end or is it
Commmits
Why did not Mark and Enid persue HoiodedDragon as a much better storry story than this tosh?
Why did thier no try to break cursse? Is thiz just imagioion of a mad man or a true curse?
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