I awake to the gruesome discovery of a disfigured cracked bald dolls head lying beside my bed.I look at the dolls head part horrified and part curious why such a strange object should be on my bed.I then hear the squeak s of tiny wheels coming from the grounds outside my house. I get up and and tumble to put on some pants and trousers due I did not wish for my intruders to see my naked nearly sixty year old body. As I look out my window i see the sight of seven figures wearing dark clothing and masks riding tricycles with support wheels i thought how bizarre I must be still in bed asleep.
So I pinched myself and I was awa key. The next morning I went down to investigate beside the dolls head was a single tricycle training wheel which had on it property of HM please if found return to KA with an address where to take it back.
Later that afternoon I am sitting outside KA house a simple council house among exact carbon copies surrounding it.I precede to go the door is then ring the doorbell which chimes out don't worry be happy.
KA opens the door in his teddy bear pyjamas and to my utter shock is wearing full clowns make up upon his face and his forehead is tattooed the world Satire.
"Can I help you this fine sunny day my friend "I reply "Yes I like to return to you your tricycle training wheel and dolls head you and your family members left on my ground s"
KA justed smiled and said "It was satire my dear friend "
This was the last thing he did as I produced my axe and promptly with all my built up anger split his body in too as I turned around to go back on my home in thought to myself that was something the peaky blinders would have been proud of as no one escapes the sons of ghostman hello angels.
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