HOW I WAS NEARLY RICHARD BURTON FOR THE DAY WHEN I WAS AT SCHOOL.

When I was in secondary school I was asked by my teacher to take part in a play. The play was about Cleopatra and as my name is Mark Antony I was to be the lead and kiss a girl. At this thought I rebelled and ran away. Neither the school nor my mum were happy with this. By the way, my mum fancied Richard Burton in the film Cleopatra so that's how I was named Mark Antony. I hated my middle name for some time but I am all right with it now as at least it makes me known apart from the Ghostman Raines bit, which I became after my diabetic coma in another ghostman blog.