WISE OWL EPISODE 7

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ENDANGERED IRISH BIRDS CANADA JAY_AKA GREY JAY RESCUED PELICAN BLACK GROUSE ENDANGERED IN SOUTHERN SCOTLAND WISE OWL A LOW BUDGET PRODUCTION FROM MY BUNGALOW IN DEVON

PIG BY ROALD DAHL

 The Pig

BY ROALD DAHL

In England once there lived a big

And wonderfully clever pig.

To everybody it was plain

That Piggy had a massive brain.

He worked out sums inside his head,

There was no book he hadn’t read,

He knew what made an airplane fly,

He knew how engines worked and why.

He knew all this, but in the end

One question drove him round the bend:

He simply couldn’t puzzle out

What LIFE was really all about.

What was the reason for his birth?

Why was he placed upon this earth?

His giant brain went round and round.

Alas, no answer could be found,

Till suddenly one wondrous night,

All in a flash, he saw the light.

He jumped up like a ballet dancer

And yelled, “By gum, I’ve got the answer!”

“They want my bacon slice by slice

“To sell at a tremendous price!

“They want my tender juicy chops

“To put in all the butchers’ shops!

“They want my pork to make a roast

“And that’s the part’ll cost the most!

“They want my sausages in strings!

“They even want my chitterlings!

“The butcher’s shop! The carving knife!

“That is the reason for my life!”

Such thoughts as these are not designed

To give a pig great peace of mind.

Next morning, in comes Farmer Bland,

A pail of pigswill in his hand,

And Piggy with a mighty roar,

Bashes the farmer to the floor . . .

Now comes the rather grizzly bit

So let’s not make too much of it,

Except that you must understand

That Piggy did eat Farmer Bland,

He ate him up from head to toe,

Chewing the pieces nice and slow.

It took an hour to reach the feet,

Because there was so much to eat,

And when he’d finished, Pig, of course,

Felt absolutely no remorse.

Slowly he scratched his brainy head

And with a little smile, he said,

“I had a fairly powerful hunch

“That he might have me for his lunch.

“And so, because I feared the worst,

“I thought I’d better eat him first.”

 

OUTER LIMITS SEASON 1 EPISODE 29 TRANSCRIPT

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ABBOT AND COSTELLO EPISODE 4 YOUTUBE

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Classic comedy from Abbot and Castello comic book s of 40s

READ BY MARK ANTONY RAINES

Ghostman Radio Station

GHOSTMAN HORROR DEMONS THAT HAUNT THE NIGHT

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THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ BY L .FRANK BAUM.CHAPTER 3-How Dorothy saved the The scarecrow

 

THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ BY L .FRANK BAUM.CHAPTER 3

How Dorothy saved the The scarecrow

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READ BY MARK ANTONY RAINES

Ghostman Radio Station

My cartoon is front page of online magazine _GONZO WEEKLY _WWW.GONZOWEEKLY.COM

 My cartoon is front page of online magazine _GONZO WEEKLY _WWW.GONZOWEEKLY.COM

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