The Happytime Murders (2018)
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Wednesday, 10 July 2019
Tuesday, 9 July 2019
VEGAN by Freddy the freak .
The countries adopted a new principle of a two-stage process for the non-ritual slaughter of the human race. This is to ensure a rapid death with minimal suffering as our scientist said they felt no pain. The first stage of the process involves usually stunning. This renders the human beings unconscious, and thus not susceptible to pain, but not necessarily dead just a state of unconscious. In the second stage, the human beings are killed, usually, by slitting its throat and allowing the blood to drain, the blood can be used as a byproduct to create furtisler. The planets in the known universe differ in the methods which have been legalised for different gender, age, the colour of human beings. We use various methods for rendering human beings unconscious during their slaughter. Electrical (stunning or slaughtering with electric current known as electronarcosis)
This method is used for human beings is a Current is applied either across the brain or the heart to render the human being unconscious before being killed. In the industrial slaughterhouse, the human is killed prior to scalding by being passed through an electrified water-bath while shackled. Gaseous (Carbon dioxide)
This method we have borrowed from the human beings pass history when it was inflicted on their own kind for the bizarre reason of the people were called Jews. The humans are asphyxiated by the use of CO2 gas before being killed. In several countries, CO2 stunning is mainly used on humans. A number of humans enter a chamber which is then sealed and filled with 80% to 90% CO2 in the air. The humans lose consciousness within 13 to 30 seconds. Mechanical (Captive bolt pistol)
This method can be used on the humans A captive bolt pistol is applied to the head of the human to quickly render them unconscious before being killed.
Firearm mostly a gun bolt.
This method can be used for humans. A conventional firearm is used to fire a bullet into the brain of the animal to render the human quickly unconscious (and presumably dead). Exsanguination to the human can be done either with its throat cut or insert a stick to the chest making sure to cut close to the heart. Please ensure that when either method described and allow the main vein to bleed when cut.s are cut and allowed to bleeds. Electrical stunning
The humans are hung upside down by their legs on metal shackles along a moving conveyor belt.
They move along the production line to a stunning water bath; when the humans head makes contact with the water, an electrical circuit between the water bath and shackle is completed, which stuns the human.
The conveyor belt then moves the humans to a mechanical neck cutter, which cuts the major blood vessels in the neck.
Live humans are shackled to whilst awaiting processing.
neck. Please make sure to sever the major blood vessels in human a neck or chest that supply the brain, ensuring rapid blood loss and therefore death. This the end of your guidelines for the killing of the creatures known as Human, enjoy and have a great feast, my fellow vegans.
TOMMY THE TORTOISE by Mark Antony Raines.Illustration s by Mark Antony Raines Comedy Friendly Zombie Production 2019
Tommy is getting old,everything on his body hurts,does not work,Tommy often feels like the morning after the night before,Tommy knees buckle but his belt won,t,Tommy used to burn the midnight oil ,now he is in bed by nine o,clock.Tommy,s twinkle in his eyes are from the bi focals when the sunlight hits them,Tommy back goes more then he goes out,Tommy is now off to bed to rest his tired head,Tommy hits the pillow and dreams of days gone by when young tortoise was named Tommy would play all day long,hush please Tommy is in deep sleep,so good night children from around the globe Tommy will see you when you're older.The end of this tale about Tommy the Tortoise.
The Holsworthy Benefice magazine July 2019 audio edited version
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• July 8th, 2019
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