Bethany the duck fairy defeats Mr. Trash again by Mark Antony Raines part 2

“What could that peculiar humongous rabbit be doing here?” puzzled Matilda.
“Why should I know?” answered Owen.
Before their eyes, a fairy slid out of the stupendous rabbit with a glowing twirl.
“Hiya Matilda and Owen, I am Bethany the duck fairy!” whooped the fairy.
“Mr. Trash and the trashers have pinched my magic laptop and are being bothersome!” said Bethany.

“Well I never, what trouble! The trashers are dealing out some cagey tricks!” screamed Bethany.
“Oh my! Those horrible trashers are in disguise and tickling people!” whined Bethany.
“Hee-haw, Bethany is such a laughable nincompoop she can’t even chop a swede!” cheered one of the trashers.

Bethany the duck fairy defeats Mr. Trash again by Mark Antony Raines part 3

“I’ve got a cunning plan on how to get back Bethany’s magic laptop from the trashers!” said Matilda.
Matilda and Owen offered the trashers a giant cake, and then grabbed the magic laptop back while they drooled over the cake.
“Well done!” bellowed Bethany.

Galactic Talk Razor Wars by Mark Antony Raines

Galactic Tall Razor Wars

A Science Fiction Plot
by Mark Antony Raines

A long, long time ago in a tall, tall galaxy...
After leaving the ginger planet Ocampa, a group of trolls fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a freezing, space castle.
Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Jenny Parker, a crowded elf capable of jealousy and even cruelty.
Terrified, a magical alien known as Steve Barlow flees the Empire, with his protector, Robert Humble.
They head for New York on the planet Frabenesh. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Humble uses his tall razor to defend Steve.
Humble and Alien Steve decide it's time to leave Frabenesh and steal a fire engine to shoot their way out.
They encounter a tribe of goblins. Humble is attacked and the alien is captured by the goblins and taken back to New York.
Humble must fight to save Alien Steve but when he accidentally unearths a fake sandwich, the entire future of the tall, ginger galaxy is at stake.