Thursday, 21 February 2019
Alternative fairy tales by Mr wolf.Cinderella
Here most of you think you know the story of Cinderella off by heart well I here to tell you the real story says Mr wolf ,yes he is the wolf of the three little pigs and little red riding hood stories but they are for next time if this take is likes by you .Once upon a time in a far off land lived a young woman with blonde hair,blue eyes,5ft 1 in in height,that one inch is important when considered small,who had very tiny toes that looked like baby goes to those that saw them her name was Cinderella.Cinderella had two step sisters both looking like models but were ugly inside as would always say nasty things about others and look down their noses at you,her mother was once a kindly old lady but due to the laws of the land changing how she was able too get money as she was in benefits but it was pit in one lump sum and made her very poor ,breadcrumbs for breakfast,dinner and tea she decided to get herself hitched to a rich old man quick .So her mother put images on the local tag which suggested a good time,wink ,wink say no more and she got her man got the money and inherited his debts on his deathbed and was able just about to.maintain this life she had enjoyed it she could just get a bit of luck through her model step daughters looks and then she could be in the high life again.Poor Cinderella was not part of the plan due to her small status and being a bit on the chubby side so Cinderella became the dogsbody sweep floors,laundry,put on fire,clothes and feed her so called family.Well that's get on that is enough of the back story that s get back to the action bit.Prince Mark of Holsworthy decided to hold a ball in the mansion due to fact he wanted a bride ,one to live and cherish,he was a bit of a romantic fool,so he told his services department to arrange.Posters were plastered all across the land,you name an object it had a poster on.Poster read hi Prince Mark is holding a bit of a bash to find a hottie to wed so get on your gladrags and attend.Cinderella saw this and asked her mother if she could go ,her mother said of course but as the day neared she asked Cinderella to go to the basement to fetch a dress she had brought for Cinderella for the day as she started to go down the stairs the door was slammed shut and a lock was placed in the door and turned.All Cinderella heard were the ugly words from her step sisters and mother saying she was no good for Prince Mark.So off went her mother and step sisters to the party at the mansion.
Care by Ghostman horror host
Reed park manor care were getting its annual inspection report by the care standards agency.The manor itself was Originally built to give the noble .of the manor sir orchards a comfortable dwelling while overseeing his lands and vassals, these feudal residences were often meant to be grand and imposing rather than defensive in nature.Miss Miliband the inspector for today's visit was a official looking wo man,over proud in appearance and who's make up look like it was put on by a trowel,had a look down your nose kind of attitude was ready to see all the residents and their care .Miss Miliband was being shown around every corner of Reed park manor it was a little outdated but in good condition for its age.Care assistant max,a kind,methodical person then preceded to show her each and every of the rooms.Room 1..the resident was strapped to the bed whilst another carer was slowly and carefully slicing bits of flesh and then placed them in the residents mouth and forcefully made to eat it...Room 2 this resident was sat up in a chair attached to a tube to her chest which was feed to her fellow resident into there mouth so the blood could keep then alive.And every room had similar forms of horrific horror each resident suffering from unspeakable torture with howling screams and manic laughing from the care assistants inflicting said torture.max turns to Miss Miliband and says is everything up to our usual high standards,miss Miliband smiles,and hands over a certificate saying the following Reed park manor has passed it annual inspection and is still fit to carry on caring for the doomed souls of hell.the end.
Wednesday, 20 February 2019
To my friends across the pond,tune in,listen
To my friends across the water thank you for making my podcast show Holsworthy Mark podcast show on anchor fm very popular podcast show with average of 26 plays per episode ,why not give it a go and recommend t your fellow Americans...go to link ,time in,listen ....https://anchor.fm/mark-antony-raines-aka-gh
D... P...
The following is a personal account about d...r p...k a place that was supposed to provide c..e for people in thie r homes but the management are next to useless.No problem with the actual carers as excellent staff treated like shit.We had the following a person turning up with no form of id,refusing to wear protective gloves although a legal requirement due cross contamination unless written in care plan,management turning up to review care plan ignoring me and only trying to get dirt on previous manager.Other problems were staff told no mileage and half hour taken off daily hence why staff left,at moment d....r p...k is run on a hour by hour Rota with no one knowing when turning up or who.I heard in the grape vine that some clients were told by local authorities that d...r p ....k was no longer visiting and need to find new cars providers without warning really not on.In all my years in care work I never come across a fir m that still has no Rota in place after 3 weeks.we have now gone to another agency....good bye and good riddance to d...r p...k
Tuesday, 19 February 2019
Monday, 18 February 2019
Master by Ghostman horror host
Grandmaster (or Grand Master) and Master are titles used to describe or address some senior or experienced martial artists. Typically these titles are honorary in nature, meaning that they do not confer rank, but rather distinguish the individual as very highly revered in their school, The use of "master," "grandmaster," etc. is decided within an individual art or organization. The use may be self assigned; for example having promoted a student to 'teacher' level, or may be assigned by a governing body in arts with a more formalised structure, and some do not use it at all, for historic reasons or to avoid the 'elderly master' stereotype. I have fought many battles against the monsters of this world and now I gave my final.opponent in front of me a dark shadow with capabilities of being able to mimic my every move .I remember how this stated fifty years ago when I was just an average man until.my life was turned upside down by the.turning of my dear wife into a vampire ,I had no choice but to kill her and I managed.that through luck of the dawn of the Sun seeping through the crack of the curtains and I saw how it caused her skin to burn so I run towards them and pulled them open and watched as my wife in the fire will burnt and it peeled away the epidermis - the thin outer layer of skin. After five minutes under the flame, the thicker layer of skin - the dermis began to shrink and splits open, and fat begins to leak out. , you're already dead at this point.Another cause of death by fire is the thermal decomposition of vital organs or body parts. Essentially, organs that you need in order to live get destroyed by the heat or the flame itself.So I decided to learn a new deadly but odd named martial art called cartoon occult martial art, a compilation of the most effective moves in all martial arts and intermixed with the power of occult it took me decade to get to master then I went on my hunt to destroy the monsters.I have fought many battles against Dracula,werewolf,mummy,Frankenstein and more each were hard fought and I have now facing my most biggest and baddest of them all the one we all face in the end death...The grim reaper.The battle ensues but the grim reaper is able too become a black shadow and counteract all my moves ,breaking my bones,blood pouring from all over my body,he then comes to form his true form an eight foot skeleton with a sythe and he then reaches his bony skeletal hand into my chest and pulls out my soul and eats it .The grim reaper looks down on the body of the cadaver that was once the master and gives a salute and turns to you the reader and says no escapes the grim reaper and laughs a manically .the end
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