THE BOSS NEW CLOTHES BY MARK ANTONY RAINES

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THE Boss NEW CLOTHES
Once upon a  time  long ago  there was  a boss in a firm that made parts for the thingy that  turned the wheel  for thingy abob who all that new me was very vain and always  wanted to be up to date  with  the latest  trends. 

So one day  he heard  of a latest  fashion 09had to have called  digital clothing he called  up his poor  put upon  secretary to look  up the lastest  suppliers of said  clothes; she was just  only too pleased  to point him  in the right direction. 

So on one sunny Wednesday Morning in came two gentlemen wearing  suit's so sharp if you were  to touch them you  give yourself a painful papercut.

The gentleman laided out the new suit for the boss and said how it could  mould  itself  instantly  to his body and be want ever colour  he wished and the design  of his choice and did he not see the  fabulous design. 

The boss could see nothing  at all  but not wishing  to be called stupid  said. 

"Why it the  most magnificent suit I have  seen ,i have  have one at whatever  the cost "

The next day  the boss came to work  wearing  his very  very very very expensive  new digital suit with enomorous  pride and all the staff look  on in shock and awe and when  he said. 

"Do you  like  my fabulous new suit "

Each and every one to a man or woman  in this politically correct  age said it was a sight  to behold  although  no of them  could  see the  suit but treasured  thier jobs which  came with a decent  pension  to say nowt else.

The boss sat proudly  in his new suit  in his office  all day with seeing various saleman and commitee  members  each not saying anything about  his new attaire  apart  what  a fabulous new suit it was as  none wished  to lose trade or get kicked off the boardroom as no one  likes hearing  the immortal  words Your Fired. 

Time  tick and trocked and the second hand went around the numbers on the clock  every sixty second s then  the big hand pointed  to Twelve  and  the little  to Four  it was Four Of Clock which  is time  for a  nice cup of tea  no sugar and some chocolate biscuit s.

A knocking  came  upon  the Boss door. he said 

"Come in"

With this the teaboy entered and upon  seeing the boss let the loudest  laugh you  ever  heard and said 

"Here you  An:t got a stitch on it can  see your  meat and two veg and it an;t a pretty  sight "

At this the boss instantly  realised he had been naked as the day he was born  all day and was deeply embarrassed about  being  so vain .