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Monday, 25 November 2019

Goodbye Grandad by Mark Antony Raines

Thank  you  for bringing your  granddad  to our  company  Recomposed we will sure he is treated  with  all the  respect  due to him.
Yes my grandad was a big  fan  of  his garden  you  could  say he was green  fingered .
Grandads cadaver  is then taken  to  the cone  of the companies  human  composting facilities were  his body  will be covered  in wood chips and then aerated  over a period  of a years  until  finally  his body  is fully  rotted then in turn put in to special  compost bags ready  for  use on a garden or allotment  near by .
This process is possible  by controlling the ratio of carbon;nitrogen; oxygen; and moisture the system  creates a perfect  environment  for thermophilic  mirobes to thrive  and break down  everything.
As I leave  the building  is remember  my grandad saying  how this will be  the future as no need  for  burial and cremation and it would  be a great  bonus for the roses.

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