GHOSTMAN

Friday 25 March 2022

Flora fish a summertime love tale by Mark antony raines

Flora Fish is a predatory shopkeeper from picturesque Ireland. She leads an idyllic life. However, all that changes when Flora books a summer holiday to backward Philadelphia.

At first Flora finds Philadelphia very dull. Then there's the mysterious, friendly fishmonger, Marion Malkovich, who makes her feel confused.

When Marion invites her on a sitting expedition, Flora begins to realise that Marion is a deeply optimistic and brave woman.

Flora knows in her heart that Marion is the woman for her. However, to secure her happiness, Flora must fend off the gracious hairdresser, Hannah Fish, who wants to get her claws into Marion.

Using her scary sausages and a mutual love of bird watching, Flora sets out to snare Marion once and for all. But will the friendly shopkeeper return her affections,what do you think dear reader.

Story of Sonya Thomas A modern fairy tale by Mark Antony Raines

This is the story of Sonya Thomas who us is just an ordinary eleven-year-old girl living in Creepmouth, I admit is a strange name for a place but when she asked her parents where the base came from their always changing the subject unti that fateful day when l she sees a horrifying troll, , climb in through her bedroom window.and introduces herself in a very polite manner not occasioned with the trolls in most fairy tales
Troll(My name is called Marionica Russellbeard,how very nice to meet you)
Sony replied with a nervous nod of the head .
Marionica(Would like to see my home)
Sonya being scared but curious at the same time said(Yes please).

So after so walking after climbing out of the window obviously thier came upon Marionica s home ,it was built out of an old giant potato filled with rocks,Sonya was too polite to tell Marionica it smelt like grated stinky shoes smothered made from earwax ,yes it was that awful.
Then the two girls got chatting and became the best of friends instantly as the young do even making up stupid songs about them making burgers.
All seems happy and easy going but you see its not the troll Marionica we have to worry about this tale as Sonya is not a sweet innocent little girl.
For back in Sonya s house she tricks Marionica to fall out her window by saying thier is a lovely curry outside for you see Sonya knew for fact that trolls were to be stopped before thier eat children, as thus we thier favourite food ,so the brothers grimmer would have you believe.
After a brief misunderstanding involving an upper lip and lashings of ketchup,
in a cave just outside Creepmouth, Jeff Gloop starts to suspect that eating children is wrong, and grows tired of hunting with his fellow trolls. He decides to live as a vegetarian.
This is a true story, I off to eat a big mound of bogies.

Fish by Mark Antony Raines

Fish one consumption leaves in distant land,

Somerset runner time fir little drinks,

Try account nailed low down,

Time to follow standard xape medical,

Old story in Swahii adapted,.trouble so nuance,

Explosive sea passage mentioned on road ,

Closed down to take to the cleaners,

Admire secret exploration flying in knots,

Cake poet abuses pen,

Snacks bird parts in account,

Thursday 24 March 2022

'My Near Death Experience' by Mark Antony Raines

'My Near Death Experience' by Mark Antony Raines: Some time ago whilst I was starting to experience being very thirsty and feeling sick, and my mind was getting confused, and I was starting to make not a lot of sense. My wife rang the doctor, who at first said it was just an inner ear infection, but my wife Enid pursued this further and insisted the doctor came to look me over.