CALLING ET

A 64 MILLION POUND PROJECT TO LISTEN TO SIGNALS FROM A MILLION STARS CLOSEST TO EARTH WAS LAUNCHED THE OTHER DAY BY STEPHEN HAWKING AND BACKER.THIS WILL LAST A DECADE AND HOPEFULLY FIND SOME ANSWERS -IF ALIENS EXIST? IF SO CAN WE CONTACT THEM.

WHY CRICKET?

YES I AM A FAN OF CRICKET MAINLY DUE TO THE FACT I COULD WATCH ESSEX PLAY LOCALLY.ITS A GAME FULL OF SILLY NAMES FOR FIELDERS ,THE DUCK-LEWIS RULES,-A ON ONE TO EXPLAIN AS UNSURE OF IT MYSELF,WHITES ARE WORE BY BOTH SIDES ONLY THE UMPIRES DRESS DIFFERENT. COURSE FOR ME IS TO SUPPORT ENGLAND WOMANS AND MANS TEAM IN ONE DAY,20/20 AND OF COURSE TEST AND I TRY TO FOLLOW THE ASHES -THE OLD ENEMY THE AUSSIES.ITS A GREAT FEELING WHEN WE BEAT AUSTRALIA AND A DOWNER WHEN THEY BEAT US.HISTORY OF THIS TEST MATCH IS THE OLDEST.SO FAR THIS TIME AROUND - WE BET THEM IN CARDIFF AND THEIR TRASHED US AT LORDS I AM NOT GOING TO PREDICT AS NOT A PUNDIT BUT IF WE WEED OUT PLAYERS NOT UP TO STANDARD AS ARNIE SAYS WILL BE BACK.

SHARK PUNCHED BY SURFER.

A SURFER WAS SURPRISED BY A MONSTER SHARK AND PUNCHED IT TO ESCAPE.THE SHARK GRABBED HIS LEG ATTACHING THE SURFER TO HIS BOARD AND BEGAN TO DRAG HIM UNDER-JEFFERYS BAY,SOUTH AFRICA.

PENGUIN RELEARNS TO SWIM

A PENGUIN NAMED CHARLOTTE - PETRIFIED OF WATER -LEARNT TO SWIM AFTER A KEEPER DONNED A SNORKEL TO SHOW HER HOW-BIRDLAND PARK,GLOUCS.

FLYING SCOTSMAN RETURNS.

RAILWAY LEGEND-FLYING SCOTSMAN IS DUE FOR A RETURN TO THE TRACKS AFTER A 4 MILLION POUND RESTORATION.BUILT IN 1923 IS BEING FITTED WITH NEW KIT TO GO FROM LONDON TO YORK FROM FEBRUARY 2016.THIS TRAIN WAS THE FIRST TO CLOCK 100 MPH.

WHEN DID I GET OLD

II KNOW  I AM ONLY 53 BUT I FEEL LIKE  AN OLDER MEN.IS THIS  DUE TO WHEN DOING KARATE  I AM THE OLDEST BY A LONG SHORT I EVEN JOKE I AM THE GRANDAD OF THE CLUB PLUS WHEN TRAINING NOW I HAVE TO GO SLOWER AS I RUN OUT OF  STEAM QUICKER AND IF I GET A BRIUSE MSPRAIN IT LASTS AGES.WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG YOU NEVER  THOUGHT  YOU  WOULD  GET THIS WAY ,SO TIME TO GIVE MYSELF  A  KICK UP THE ARSE AND GET ON WITH  LIFE.

I AM TOO BE AVOIDED?

Yes i have become the person you  like  to  avoid, the loner who talks too much  or sprouts  rubbish or the  nutter  on the  bus,when did thid happen  i don't  know  but its hard to be not myself, ,a bit weird  and manic  as i have been this way for years. Friends  are not many  due to be being  this way but as my tattoo  says no matter what ... I am what  am your unsure of  me  i let  you decide what you wish to  do.