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 must go down to the scary, steep seas again, to the lonely, stunning, super sea

I must go down to the sunny, sweaty seas again, to the lonely, south, stupid sea

I must go down to the stinky, super seas again, to the lonely, soft, silly sea

I must go down to the silly, southern seas again, to the lonely, slow, sunny sea

I must go down to the sweet, stormy seas again, to the lonely, sweaty, scrummy sea

I must go down to the strange, spiffing seas again, to the lonely, stormy, sexy sea

I must go down to the stunning, slimy seas again, to the lonely, sad, smart sea

I must go down to the smart, scrummy seas again, to the lonely, single, smelly sea

I must go down to the south, slender seas again, to the lonely, southern, silent sea

I must go down to the slow, stupid seas again, to the lonely, sparkling, sweet sea

I must go down to the sad, sexy seas again, to the lonely, slippery, spiffing sea

I must go down to the smooth, silent seas again, to the lonely, strong, slimy sea

I must go down to the smelly, strong seas again, to the lonely, scary, slender sea

I must go down to the single, soft seas again, to the lonely, stinky, smooth sea

I must go down to the slippery, small seas again, to the lonely, small sea

Cowardly Alien A Screenplay by GHOSTMAN

 

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Cowardly Alien

Cowardly Alien

A Screenplay by GHOSTMAN

INT. HATFIELD HOUSE, ENGLAND - AFTERNOON

Brave private detective MS MOLLY WILSON is arguing with modest police officer PROF SHANE WILLIAMS. MOLLY tries to hug SHANE but he shakes her off.

MOLLY
Please Shane, don't leave me.

SHANE
I'm sorry Molly, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces her fears head on, instead of running away.

MOLLY
I am such a person!

SHANE frowns.

SHANE
I'm sorry, Molly. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.

SHANE leaves.

MOLLY sits down, looking defeated.

Moments later, helpful author LADY HARRIET NOLAN barges in looking flustered.

MOLLY
Goodness, Harriet! Is everything okay?

HARRIET
I'm afraid not.

MOLLY
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...

HARRIET
It's ... an alien ... I saw an evil alien terrorise a bunch of elderly ladies!

MOLLY
Defenseless elderly ladies?

HARRIET
Yes, defenseless elderly ladies!

MOLLY
Bloomin' heck, Harriet! We've got to do something.

HARRIET
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.

MOLLY
You can start by telling me where this happened.

HARRIET
I was...

HARRIET fans herself and begins to wheeze.

MOLLY
Focus Harriet, focus! Where did it happen?

HARRIET
Tower Bridge, London! That's right - Tower Bridge, London!

MOLLY springs up and begins to run.


EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS

MOLLY rushes along the street, followed by HARRIET. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.


EXT. TOWER BRIDGE, LONDON - SHORTLY AFTER

JAMES KOWALSKI a cowardly alien terrorises two elderly ladies.

MOLLY, closely followed by HARRIET, rushes towards JAMES, but suddenly stops in her tracks.

HARRIET
What is is? What's the matter?

MOLLY
That's not just any old alien, that's James Kowalski!

HARRIET
Who's James Kowalski?

MOLLY
Who's James Kowalski? Who's James Kowalski? Only the most cowardly alien in the universe!

HARRIET
Blinkin' knickers, Molly! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most cowardly alien in the universe!

MOLLY
You can say that again.

HARRIET
Blinkin' knickers, Molly! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most cowardly alien in the universe!

MOLLY
I'm going to need stakes, lots of stakes.

James turns and sees Molly and Harriet. He grins an evil grin.

JAMES
Molly Wilson, we meet again.

HARRIET
You've met?

MOLLY
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...


EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME

A young MOLLY is sitting in a park listening to some piano music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over her.

She looks up and sees JAMES. She takes off her headphones.

JAMES
Would you like some chocolate?

MOLLY's eyes light up, but then he studies JAMES more closely, and looks uneasy.

MOLLY
I don't know, you look kind of cowardly.

JAMES
Me? No. I'm not cowardly. I'm the least cowardly alien in the world.

MOLLY
Wait, you're a alien?

MOLLY runs away, screaming.


EXT. TOWER BRIDGE, LONDON - PRESENT DAY

JAMES
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.

HARRIET
(To MOLLY) You ran away?

MOLLY
(To HARRIET) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?

MOLLY turns to JAMES.

MOLLY
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!

MOLLY runs away.

She turns back and shouts.

MOLLY
I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with stakes.

JAMES
I'm not scared of you.

MOLLY
You should be.


INT. TATE MODERN, ST IVES - LATER THAT DAY

MOLLY and HARRIET walk around searching for something.

MOLLY
I feel sure I left my stakes somewhere around here.

HARRIET
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly stakes.

MOLLY
You know nothing Harriet Nolan.

HARRIET
We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.

Suddenly, JAMES appears, holding a pair of stakes.

JAMES
Looking for something?

HARRIET
Crikey, Molly, he's got your stakes.

MOLLY
Tell me something I don't already know!

HARRIET
The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.

MOLLY
I know that already!

HARRIET
I pick my nose and eat it.

JAMES
(appalled) Dude!

While JAMES is looking at HARRIET with disgust, MOLLY lunges forward and grabs her deadly stakes. He wields them, triumphantly.

MOLLY
Prepare to die, you cowardly aubergine!

JAMES
No please! All I did was terrorise a bunch of elderly ladies!

SHANE enters, unseen by any of the others.

MOLLY
I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those elderly ladies were defenceless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Molly Wilson defender of innocent elderly ladies.

JAMES
Don't hurt me! Please!

MOLLY
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these stakes on you right away!

JAMES
Because Molly, I am your father.

MOLLY looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects herself.

MOLLY
No you're not!

JAMES
Ah well, it had to be worth a try.

JAMES tries to grab the stakes but MOLLY dodges out of the way.

MOLLY
Who's the daddy now? Huh? Huh?

Unexpectedly, JAMES slumps to the ground.

HARRIET
Did he just faint?

MOLLY
I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly stakes.

MOLLY crouches over JAMES's body.

HARRIET
Be careful, Molly. It could be a trick.

MOLLY
No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... James Kowalski is dead!

MOLLY
What?

MOLLY
Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.

HARRIET claps her hands.

HARRIET
So your stakes did save the day, after all.

SHANE steps forward.

SHANE
Is it true? Did you kill the cowardly alien?

MOLLY
Shane how long have you been...?

SHANE puts his arm around MOLLY.

SHANE
Long enough.

MOLLY
Then you saw it for yourself. I killed James Kowalski.

SHANE
Then the elderly ladies are safe?

MOLLY
It does seem that way!

A crowd of vulnerable elderly ladies enter, looking relived.

SHANE
You are their hero.

The elderly ladies bow to MOLLY.

MOLLY
There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that James Kowalski will never terrorise elderly ladies ever again, is enough for me.

SHANE
You are humble as well as brave!

One of the elderly ladies passes MOLLY a gold talisman

SHANE
I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.

MOLLY
I couldn't possibly.

Pause.

MOLLY
Well, if you insist.

MOLLY takes the talisman.

MOLLY
Thank you.

The elderly ladies bow their heads once more, and leave.

MOLLY turns to SHANE.

MOLLY
Does this mean you want me back?

SHANE
Oh, Molly, of course I want you back!

MOLLY smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.

MOLLY
Well you can't have me.

SHANE
WHAT?

MOLLY
You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a alien to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.

SHANE
But...

MOLLY
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, Harriet.

HARRIET grins.

SHANE
But...

HARRIET
You heard the lady. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!

SHANE
Molly?

MOLLY
I'm sorry Shane, but I think you should skidaddle.

SHANE leaves.

HARRIET turns to MOLLY.

HARRIET
Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?

MOLLY
Of course you are!

The two walk off arm in arm.

Suddenly HARRIET stops.

HARRIET
When I said I pick my nose and eat it, you know I was just trying to distract the alien don't you?

THE END



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Sophie copes with this by having a crush on a boy named Harry who she finds cute but is too afraid to talk too.
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Plastic Bertrand Song from Punk to children s advert song


This is the origin 0f song once regarded as part of the punk scene by 

Plastic Bertrand was later now heard on a advert aimed at children how times change



https://youtu.be/agL9ftHYrRQ

Wam! Bam! Mon chat, splatch
Gît sur mon lit a bouffé sa langue en buvant dans mon whisky
Quant à moi, peu dormi, vidé, brimé
J'ai dû dormir dans la gouttière, où j'ai eu un flash (hou-hou-oou-oou!)
En quatre couleurs
Allez hop! Un matin une louloute est v'nue chez-moi
Poupée de Cellophane, cheveux chinois
Un sparadrap, une gueule de bois
A bu ma bière dans un grand verre en caoutchouc (hou-hou-oou-oou!)
Comme un indien dans son igloo
Ça plane pour moi
Ça plane pour moi
Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, moi, ça plane pour moi
(Hou-hou-oou-oou!) ça plane pour moi
Allez hop! La nana
Quel panard, quelle vibration de s'envoyer sur le paillasson
Limée, ruinée, vidée, comblée
"You are the king of the divan!"
Qu'elle me dit en passant (hou-hou-oou-oou!)
I am the king of the divan
Ça plane pour moi
Ça plane pour moi
Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, moi, ça plane pour moi
(Hou-hou-oou-oou!) ça plane pour moi
Allez hop! T'occupe, t'inquiète, touche pas ma planète
It's not today que le ciel me tombera sur la tête
Et que l'alcool me manquera
(Hou-hou-oou-oou!)
Ça plane pour moi
Allez hop ma nana s'est tirée, s'est barrée
Enfin c'est marre, a tout cassé, l'évier, le bar me laissant seul
Comme un grand connard
(Hou-hou-oou-oou!)
Le pied dans l'plat
Ça plane pour moi
Ça plane pour moi
Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, moi, ça plane pour moi
(Hou-hou-oou-oou!) ça plane pour moi
Ça plane pour moi
Ça plane pour moi
Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, moi, ça plane pour 

As Plastic BertrandEdit

In 1977, Plastic Bertrand started his solo career as the credited artist of the international hit single "Ça plane pour moi", though in fact the song had been sung and produced by its composer Lou Deprijck with the engineer Phil Delire for RKM/Vogue at Studio Morgan in Brussels. Plastic Bertrand received only 0.5% of the song's royalties. A few months earlier, Deprijck had cooperated with Elton Motello (aka Alan Ward), who wrote English lyrics for the same track and recorded it as "Jet Boy, Jet Girl".[3]

Plastic Bertrand toured Europe, JapanAustralia and North America with Lou Deprijck, becoming one of the few French-speaking artists to appear in the Billboard chart. He also appeared on a number of major television shows, presenting "Jackpot" on TF1, "Destination Noël" on France 2, "Due Per Tutti" on Rai 2 and "Supercool" on RTBF, which he also produced. However, Plastic Bertrand's first three albums were in fact entirely sung in the studio by Deprijck and not by Jouret.

Between 1982 and 1985 he lived in Milan, and millions of Italians followed his adventures in a photo-story of which he was the star. With Daniel Balavoine and ABBA's Anni-Frid Lyngstad, he recorded Abbacadabra, a musical tale for children. In the early 1980s he appeared in movies such as Légitime Violence and the short film Baoum. Working with Vladimir Cosma, he wrote several film scores, including Astérix et la surprise de César (Asterix Versus Caesar).

In 1987 he represented Luxembourg in the Eurovision Song Contest with the song "Amour Amour". This failed to impress the juries, however, scoring only 4 points and placing 21st out of 22 entries.

During the 1990s Bertrand explored other facets of music, including songwriting and producing, and also recorded the album Suite Diagonal for Sony in 1994 with Jacques Lanzmann. Forming the company MMD with Pierrette Broodthaers, he produced two albums for David Janssen, an album of classical music with a Turkish contemporary influence for harpsichord and organ with Leila Pinar, an album of traditional Balkan music with the Kazansky choir, and a single for Noël Godin, "Chantilly c'est parti". Bertrand's track "Stop ou Encore" (the voice on the tape is actually Lou Deprijck's voice) featured prominently in the 1999 film Three Kings.

"Ça plane pour moi" is featured in the 1985 picture National Lampoon's European Vacation, in Danny Boyle's 2010 film 127 Hours, in 2011 as the opening title theme for Jackass 3.5 (2011), in the 2012 film Ruby Sparks, in the 2013 film The Wolf of Wall Street, and in the trailer for the 2018 film Super Troopers 2. The song is also used as the soundtrack for a commercial spot for Time Warner Cable in the United States (April 2011). It is also in 2018 video game, Just Dance 2019, despite being a cover



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