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Sunday 29 January 2017

Sunday 13 November 2016

Flaviu gets Willow as mate.

If you remember  the 2 year old lynx.. Flaviu ..that escaped Dartmoor Zoo earlier this year has now got a girlfriend.She is a 8 year old called Willow ,a special fence has been erected to stop physical contact until the big cats are comfortable with each other .

Racism.

I can not say i have never been racist as that would be a lie. i can only  say that i was treated as being gay for years as no girlfriend when young due to being shy.As for racism i did once say a comment about Pakistan people for which was barred from local gym in 80s rightly so i now try not too judgex

Mainstream Politics In Decline?

Recently the pollsters have said the usual suspects were going to win Bexit vote and recent American presidential vote .But people are starting to think for themselves and not fall for the propaganda spin and vote for what is right in their opinion.Yes some people will be upset with these events and some may goto lengths to stop or slow down  but wars were fought for the right to free speech even if you disagree with the views expressed .

Sunday 30 October 2016

coping.

it turns out that i do have mci or not i have decided to treat any illness with humour as much as possible .as found out if i dont my illnesses get worse due to stresss,so come on and say cheese .

Sunday 23 October 2016

breeze gets buttons - holsworthy news

breeze is the name of this orphaned foal who was nursed back to health after being abandoned along with mother only just a few hours old.these horses .were taken too the mare and foal sanctuary ,holsworthy,devon  ,the foal was given a teddy bear called buttons for companionship and now inseparable.

my adventure i never had .

this is my version of what may have happen whilst i was in a coma some years ago and i missed a month of y life or near death ,a matter of opinion dear reader.i stepped towards the beam of light transported to a strange world. the world had a green sun,yellow sky,white like earth the residents were tall with Grey large heads.trying to understand the naive language was hard as a mixture of all the tongs of my earth . i always seem in a dreamlike state ,floating not walking.its just a shame this is a imagination as in reality no audio,vision just dark and no memory of events .

Sunday 16 October 2016

day my tooth was chipped .

sorry folks another story from primary school in 70s.i was getting ready to tuck into a rice crispy pudding after dinner as i bite down i went into instant pain due to a small piece of my front tooth being chipped.to this day its still chipped mainly due to 2 reasons -part of me and fear of the dentist.

new colours for hard hats.

yes the humble yellow hard hat is getting a facelift and being replaced by a new colour  code for them -build u.k- black - supervisor-orange -signalls-white -competent operative and vehicle marshal,blue -everyone else.site staff who are first aiders or fire marshals will have  a sticker -http://builduk.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Safety-Helmet-Colours-Build-UK-Standard.pdf

Sunday 9 October 2016

big cat sightings in south west some information.

this is not an account of all sightings seen in south west a place i the blogger reside in .in 1977 a photograph of a Abyssinian cat was produced in cornwall  which in turn brought a response via letter from surgeon vice admiral sir john rawlen of howe  who said it in no doubt it was a big cat as he had seen a puma on the a286  near hanslemere himself.a Josie Mackenzie ,modbury ,south Devon saw a big cat whilst walking her dog at blackdown rings ,she described as a mysterious black creature .one incident at shebbear ,north devon has divided opinion among experts ,a Arab filly named Jessica had a 2 inch wound either side of neck .Danny bamping  founder of British cat society believed wounds could be inflicted by a big cat unlike mike thomas ,newquay zoo who is doubtful as thouhgt the cat would have finished off its victim.

new tombstone for thomas heslop.

thomas heslop  was the last man to die of fatal duel wounds in 1840 in llandydrog,wales .for this reason a new gravestone is being installed.

Sunday 2 October 2016

strange place to sleep.

dear loyal reader have you slept in a strange place well in my past i have two one of which you may doubt true .the first being a sauna room at my local gym - in essex-i trained in back in 80s due to leaving home for reasons long forgotten and i was charged 20 pound a week for this privilege and lasted about a month. second one was bushes in barnstaple devon in 90s due to fact got dropped off from police van as  then to be wife was taken to a place of safety due to then and now deceased ex partner so hence i was forced to sleep rough for a couple of nights in a bush and unsure if see then to be wife again.,this has a happy ending due to whilst walking around barnstaple with the weight of the world on my shoulders i saw my now wife come around the corner with her step son she then got me a b and bas not happy with me sleeping rough -fate.

on your bike .

supermarket chain sainsbury's are going to offer a new service that is really old in origin and last used 130 years ago .the delivery bike will  carry up to 20 items at 4.99 an hour  and can be done through an app called chop chop .where you chose and track items ,begins in central and south west london the 28-09-2016 .first offered in 1882 ,eat your heart out open all hours -old british television programme .

my time on probation

Probation in criminal law is a period of supervision over an offender, ordered by a court instead of serving time in prison.
In some jurisdictions, the term probation only applies to community sentences (alternatives to incarceration), such as suspended sentences.[1] In others, probation also includes supervision of those conditionally released from prison on parole.[2]
An offender on probation is ordered to follow certain conditions set forth by the court, often under the supervision of a probation officer. During this testing period, an offender faces the threat of being sent to prison, if found breaking the rules. this happened to me in 1987 in essex at time split from my frist girlfriend and unhappy to say lost the plot big time wnt on a criminal damage spree -car wing mirrors,dustbin  through bus stop,bike on floor -fines and court charges -second time -slash car tyres ,broke wing mirrors and more serious in court as judge give me  1 year probation order and asked to see a doctor -court fees and fines. i had to report to a probation officer which i did for a while then got bored and did weight training instead yes probation officer was not very happy .why do i mention this well when i get checked for volunteer work or work i have to mention as still on file so be careful as you mistakes in past can haunt your future.

my arcade past .

back in the 80s around the time of bandaid  i was living and working in southend-on-sea essex .i was work then  in the arcade as a cashier come cleaner ,one of the many along the mile stretch along southend seafront .in the time there i dealt with skinheads who wanted to know if safe had any mooney i just said not allowed key and then the time i was carrying 50 pound in coins in bags in both arms and asked if i would give them it but just said if could run faster then me with them good luck.i  enjoyed seeing people spend a lot of money in fruit machines and chasing the kids away from the 2p machine - knocked and legged it the free gos on all arcade games of the time but not the rowdy pub and violence on a friday and saturday nights we had bouncers on .

my cat friend .

i have a ginger and white cat that visits my bungalow normally to shit in garden lay in porch or on wall border to next door may belonged to previous owner.

temp tattoo.

this is a new temporary tattoo that contains nanoparticles which can stop white t cells attacking healthy tissue .this may help control diseases like multiple sclerosis and coming soon.

elephant toll increases not good news.

it seems that poaching of ivory from elephants is at its worse since the 1970s to 1980s .110,000 african elephants were killed in 10 years and thought to be only 415,00 left.

Sunday 25 September 2016

flaviu -lynx update -25-09-2016

flaviu the famous carpathian lynx is now back on public display and to get a new mate in next few months.

the white throne.

no not a new episode of television show game of thrones or a new fantasy film but the most used seat in everyone's house the humble toilet seat.the toilet seat is one we all use and i personally whilst awaiting for my body to perform its nature function and too think about the day and how to slow down and go with it ,some read a book ,do the crossword or read newspaper or even listen to music .i wonder what you do my loyal reader ,so please make your surroundings nice and comfortable next time on your white throne.