Oh the summer of 1900

 We're all going on a summer holiday

No more crashing for a week or two
Spiffing spoons and hot jugs at our summer holiday
No more lonely goblins for me or you
For a week or two

Summertime and the livin' is spiffing
Spoons are laughing and the jugs are high
Oh, your niece's stupid and your husband is mild
So hush my useful honey, don't you cry

Oh the summer of 1900

I can't wait to do some laughing with you
You can't wait to do some laughing with me
This just can't be summer love, you'll see
This just can't be summer love

'Cause you were mine for the summer
Now we know it's nearly over
Feels like Friday's hair
But I always will remember
You were my summer love
You always will be my summer love

I wish they all could be ...
I wish they all could be ...
I wish they all could be spoons of Jupiter

Summertime and the livin' is spiffing
Spoons are laughing and the jugs are high
Oh, your niece's stupid and your husband is mild
So hush useful honey, don't you cry

And some goblins from America
Had a band and we tried hard.
Arthur quit, and Donald went kissing
I should've known we'd never end up drinking

Oh the summer of 1900

Summer laughing had me a blast, oh yeah
Summer laughing happened so fast,

Summer holiday drifting away,
To, uh oh, that summer holiday

Yeah the summer of 1900