Living Needs Crisis by Mark Antony Raines

 (Thank you for letting us make our presentation on our solution to the current living crisis)

Said the group of white-coated members of the scientific community to the members of the cabinet and the Prime Minister of England.

All the members of the cabinet and the Prime Minister were hoping that although the solution given by the scientific community was going to help them out and how will they be able to sell it to the people of England.

  (Please begin your presentation)said the Prime Minister.

The group of scientists proceeded to set up a projector and hand out some leaflet information.

(The following ideas we have debated about and checked in laboratories on small animals to see if it works)

(The ideas were inspired by events in the second world war by the Nazis who as you know used vast cremation units  to burn innocent victims we have built a bigger version of this cremation unit and connected it to a motor a which in turn free electricity)

(What is the source of this free electricity)asked one of the cabinet ministers.

(That's simply more people are dead than alive we use the bodies of the dead to feed the cremation units , and the bones and ash can be used to put in fertiliser to plough into the land for use to grow more food )

(Also we can use the bodies of the recently deceased to help out with the lack of food problem by treating the body as if a cow, sheep, or pig, cutting all the useable parts to like joints of meat then relabeling them as the same as normal meats in the supermarket a, we can even use the blood to mix it up as alternative iron drinks)

The cabinet and the Prime Minister discuss between them what they had just heard.

The Prime Minister then says to show a sign of hands for Yes and no.

The group of scientists await their decision.

The vote is in, all vote yes.

Later that very day a  political announcement is made by the Prime Minister about a new source of energy that has just been discovered by a group of British Scientists to help with the current living crisis which will help with energy, food and farming requirements.

The reporters at the conference try to get more details but are given the standard reply to such comments.

So that is how England because the first County in the world to solve the living needs crisis.

The End!