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Thursday 29 October 2020

HORROR POEMS

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HORROR THEATRE THE BLACK CAT BY EDGAR ALLAN POE


 HORROR THEATRE THE BLACK CAT BY EDGAR ALLAN POE

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HORROR THEATRE _THE OVAL PORTRAIT BY EDGAR ALLAN POE


 HORROR THEATRE _THE OVAL PORTRAIT BY EDGAR ALLAN POE

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Monster Mash by Mark Antony Raines-Inspired by the song

 



Due to my desire to find  new life into was working late in my laboratory in Transylvania. 

My monster is lying  on the slab awaiting for me to flip the switch to  bring thousands of bolts of electrical current  to bring him to life. 

As the current begin to  work my monster  began to rise from his slab.

I proclaimed"He;s Alive "

At this my monster rose up more placed his feet on the floor  then preceded to put his left  leg than his right; moved his hips;raised his arms and made his hands into fists and moved them up and down  as if bashing am invisible object .

I asked him  what this was

He replied it was it was a new dance called the Monster Mash. 

I suddenly felt the  urge to join in.

A knock came to the  castle door outside  to my surprise  were Gouls from the graveyard who theard  the sound of dancing from the graveyard  and wished to join in.

News spread among  the  creatures  of the night and soon a party  was in full swing with Zombies having fun ;Wolfman and Dracula and his son turned up too to join in.

Then came another knocking at the door :a group of skeleton musicians called the Crypt Kicker Five offered their services as a rocking coffin bangers to add music  to the dance. 

Even Igor my humped assistant joined in;rattling his chains he was joined by the baying of hell hounds 


Poor old Dracula had enough so he went back to his coffin for a rest but not before moaning he had once long ago had a dance called the Translvana Twist,the other creatures of the night just ignored him and carried on doing the Monster Mash for its was surely a graveyard smash.


With that Mash good!

Easy, Igor, you impetuous young boy
Mash good! Grrr!

And the Monster Mash carried on al l Halloween.











He did the mash, he did the monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
He did the mash, it caught on in a flash
He did the mash, he did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes
They did the mash, they did the monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
They did the mash, it caught on in a flash
They did the mash, they did the monster mash
The zombies were having fun, the party had just begun
The guests included Wolfman, Dracula, and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, 'The Crypt-Kicker Five'
They played the mash, they played the monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
They played the mash, it caught on in a flash
They played the mash, they played the monster mash
Out from his coffin', Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist and said
"Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?
It's now the mash, it's now the monster mash
The monster mash, it was graveyard smash
It's now the mash, it caught on in a flash
It's now the mash, it's now the monster mash
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
Then you can mash, then you can monster mash
The monster mash and do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash, you'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash, then you can monster mash
Mash good!
Easy, Igor, you impetuous young boy
Mash good! Grrr!
Source: LyricFind

ERIN LALE AUTHOR, EDITOR, ARTIST, GYTHIA-https://www.erinlaleauthor.com

 





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Erin is the originator of the Time Yarns Universe. Her most famous book is Asatru For Beginners. An updated, longer version is coming soon, titled Asatru: A Beginner's Guide to the Heathen Path. Lale is an official blogger for Witches & Pagans Magazine on Pagansquare, reviews books for Eternal Haunted Summer Magazine, and is the originator of the Heathen Visibility Project.Up the inconvenience up.


Book BLURB


A clear and simple introduction to the history, beliefs, rituals, and gods and goddesses of this popular form of Neo-Pagan belief drawn from ancient northern European traditions.

Asatru is a modern pagan tradition whose roots lie in the ancient myths, folklore, sagas, and historical artifacts of those who lived in pre-Christian times in what is now Iceland, Scandinavia, Scandinavian-influenced Scotland, Germany, and other parts of northern Europe. In Asatru, author and longtime practitioner of Asatru Erin Lale provides readers an accessible introduction to this heathen religion, one of the fastest growing religions in United States and Europe. The book includes these key topics:

  • A brief exploration of Asatru's mythology and prehistory, its contact with Rome, and its history up to the present day
  • A comprehensive survey of Asatru's many gods and goddesses
  • The rituals, including holiday celebrations, toasting rituals, weddings, and other life events
  • The moral virtues of a true Asatruar: courage, honor, loyalty, truth, hospitality, industriousness, self-discipline, self-reliance, and steadfastness
  • The magical practices of rune divination, spells, and bersarkrgangr (a form of trance magic)
  • A look at the "universalist" and "folkish" interpretations of the Asatru tradition and the "hijacking" of the symbolism of the northern European religions in the 19th and early 20th centuries

Readers new to Asatru and experts alike will find this book to be an invaluable resource in understanding this heathen tradition.

 


Book Review 

A great read and excellently written by the author,I learnt A lot about Asatru mythology and it inspired me to learn more about this subject.

5-5 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟


Product details

  • ISBN-10 : 1578637023
  • ISBN-13 : 978-1578637027
  • Paperback : 144 pages
  • Product Dimensions : 13.34 x 1.27 x 21.59 cm
  • Publisher : Red Wheel/Weiser (25 Aug. 2020)
  • Language: : English

Wednesday 28 October 2020

I THE MONSTER BY MARK ANTONY RAINES

  I the monster in this game of horror saw you my friend when you committed your horible,brutal crime in an innocent man.

I watched you as you let the green eyes monster within take over when you thought the man in front of you was seeing your beloved wife Enid behind his back.

I saw you grab the axe used to chop up the fire wood,you run at the innocent man at speed yielding your axe like a demented madman,each blow chopping and biting at the limbs and body then like the French dying the revolution you chopped off his head .

To his your crime you then placed his chopped up remains underneath the floor.

Then the the nightmare dreams began,the man came back to you pleading why did you kill him,this carried on for months until it unhinged your mind.

You got frenemy drunk and build your own tomb from inside the Well So until you had but one left and buried yourself alive.

I the monster am not the moustache twirling baddie character just doing bad things just because I can,giving no rhythm of reason.

I am just a bit misguided,ordinary,just doing my best.

I remind you of the banality of evil,perhaps something more chilling.

According to my friend Edgar Allan Poe.



But I the monster just a tentacled monstrosity,I am something real or just something of the horrors that exist in all your nightmare s.

I once visited th mind of Cthulhu whom I cast his mind into madness for He thought he was an elder God whom was worshipped and sent sacrifices.

But when he thought he had awoken he is simply the priest a humble minion of an unfathomable creatures such as Elder Gods ,I made him question his need existence so I let poor Lovecraft alone in his padded cell looking at the gleaming whiteness of the four walks,strapped in his straitjacket just staring endlessly into an empty void of space.


I only once cared for One of my victims,but like when an audience care about the protagonist,in other words have a feeling of worthless pity for them.

Pity soon I can turn to make them fear.

The person I was so close to letting out of my grip was a down and out who dreams of a great opportunity to persue and achieve a better life for himself and his family.?

First he lost his job at school,teaching literature for taking out the negative languages used in the novels given to read by the star towards people of a different skin,this was acceptable to the head,so he was told to pack his bags.

He goes to the nearest bar and gets blind drunk,in his drunken rage he hurts his son scaring his wife witless.?

He then internally in his sub conscious is terrified be is becoming his abusive 

father.

By chance he bumps into an old friend who tells him of a job as a caretaker in an hotel during the off season.

He took Thomas a given to time to reconnect with with his wife and son and start working on writing his own piece of literature.

But when he arrives I enter his head and give him vision s of blood flowing from the elevators,a child wearing a plain white mask on a tricycle riding to his room when the the elevators door opens to reveal nothing but a seemly endless empty plutonium night tunnel

This leads to a demeaning into madness and he tries t kill his own son with a fire axe from the  glass emergency services box on the wall,he is unsuccessful due his wife strangling him with the thick fire hose.Poor Stephen king.

I am the monster always being the earworm to do the horrors of your darkest nightmares.







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Tuesday 27 October 2020