Thursday, 29 June 2023
Monday, 26 June 2023
Welcome to another episode of Tales from the Crypt meets Hammer House of Horror
Welcome to another episode of Tales from the Crypt meets Hammer House of Horror
Tonight's story is about a young couple who move into a haunted mansion with a dark secret. They think they have found their dream home, but soon they discover that the previous owners left behind more than just furniture. They left behind a curse that will make them wish they were dead.
The curse is triggered by a mysterious painting in the living room, depicting a gruesome scene of torture and murder. The painting has a mind of its own, and it can change its appearance to lure unsuspecting victims into its trap. The painting can also control the other objects in the house, such as the doors, windows, lights, and even the knives in the kitchen.
The couple soon realize that they are not alone in the house. They hear strange noises, see ghostly apparitions, and feel a cold presence watching them. They try to escape, but the painting won't let them go. It wants them to join the other victims in its twisted gallery of horror.
The painting shows them horrifying visions of their own deaths, each one more brutal than the last. It makes them see each other as monsters, and tries to make them kill each other. It plays with their minds, and makes them doubt their sanity.
Will they survive the night? Or will they become the next subjects of the painting's macabre art? Find out in this terrifying tale of terror that will make you scream and shiver at the same time. This is Tales from the Crypt meets Hammer House of Horror.
doctor who the daleks and the glitterr ball
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INT. DALEK SPACESHIP - NIGHT
A group of DALEKS are gathered around a large screen, watching a transmission from EARTH. They see a man with a bow tie and a fez, holding a sonic screwdriver. He is the DOCTOR.
DOCTOR: Hello, Daleks. I know you're listening. I have a message for you. Stop your invasion of Earth or face the consequences.
DALEK 1: It is the Doctor! He is our enemy! He must be exterminated!
DALEK 2: Exterminate! Exterminate!
DALEK 3: Silence! We have a plan to deal with him. We have located his companion, Amy Pond. She is on board this ship.
DOCTOR: What? Amy? Where is she? What have you done to her?
DALEK 3: She is our prisoner. She will be converted into a Dalek.
DOCTOR: No! You can't do that! Amy, can you hear me? Amy!
AMY (voice over): Doctor? Doctor, is that you? Help me!
DALEK 3: If you want to save her, Doctor, you will have to surrender yourself to us. Come to our ship and we will exchange her for you.
DOCTOR: You know I can't do that. You'll kill us both.
DALEK 3: Then she will die. And so will you. And so will every living thing on Earth. We have a bomb that can destroy the planet. We will detonate it unless you comply.
DOCTOR: You're bluffing. You don't have a bomb.
DALEK 3: We do. Behold!
The screen shows an image of a large metal sphere with wires and lights attached to it.
DOCTOR: That's not a bomb. That's a disco ball.
DALEK 3: It is not a disco ball. It is a bomb.
DOCTOR: No, it's not. It's a disco ball. Look at it. It's shiny and round and has little mirrors on it.
DALEK 3: It is a bomb disguised as a disco ball.
DOCTOR: Why would you disguise a bomb as a disco ball?
DALEK 3: To confuse our enemies.
DOCTOR: Well, you've confused me. But not in the way you think. You've confused me with your stupidity.
DALEK 3: We are not stupid. We are superior.
DOCTOR: Superior? Ha! You're pathetic. You're nothing but tin cans with plungers and egg whisks.
DALEK 3: How dare you insult us! We are the supreme beings of the universe!
DOCTOR: Really? Then why do you always lose? Why do I always beat you?
DALEK 3: You do not beat us. You merely delay our victory.
DOCTOR: Victory? What victory? You've never won anything in your entire existence. You've only caused death and destruction and misery wherever you go.
DALEK 3: That is our purpose. That is our destiny.
DOCTOR: No, it's not. It's your choice. And it's a bad one. A very bad one.
DALEK 3: Enough! We will not listen to your lies any longer! We will exterminate you and your companion and your planet!
DOCTOR: No, you won't. Because I have a plan too. A better plan than yours.
DALEK 3: What plan?
DOCTOR: This plan!
The Doctor presses a button on his sonic screwdriver and the screen goes blank.
DALEK 3: What did he do?
DALEK 2: He cut off the transmission.
DALEK 1: He is trying to escape.
DALEK 3: No matter. He cannot escape us. We will find him and destroy him.
The Daleks move towards the door of the room, but it is locked.
DALEK 3: Open the door!
The door does not open.
DALEK 3: Open the door!
The door still does not open.
DALEK 3: Open the door!
The door remains closed.
DALEK 2: The door is jammed.
DALEK 1: How?
DALEK 2: Look!
The Daleks look at the door and see that it has been sealed with glue and glitter.
DALEK 1: Glue and glitter?
DALEK 2: Yes. Glue and glitter.
DALEK 3: What is the meaning of this?
DALEK 2: It is a trap.
DALEK 3: A trap?
DALEK 2: Yes. A trap.
DALEK 3: Who set this trap?
DALEK 2: The Doctor.
DALEK 3: The Doctor?
DALEK 2: Yes. The Doctor.
DALEK 3: How do you know?
DALEK 2: Because he left a note.
The Daleks look at the wall and see a piece of paper stuck to it. It reads:
"Dear Daleks,
Sorry to leave you in a sticky situation, but I had to rescue Amy. She's fine, by the way. She's with me now. We're on our way to the TARDIS. Don't worry, we'll be back soon. We have a surprise for you. A big surprise. A very big surprise. You'll love it. Well, you won't. But we will.
Love,
The Doctor
P.S. Enjoy the disco ball."
DALEK 3: What does he mean by a surprise?
DALEK 1: I do not know.
DALEK 2: I do not know either.
DALEK 3: We must find out.
The Daleks try to break the door, but it is too strong.
DALEK 3: We are trapped!
DALEK 1: We are trapped!
DALEK 2: We are trapped!
Suddenly, they hear a loud noise from above.
DALEK 3: What is that noise?
DALEK 1: It sounds like music.
DALEK 2: It sounds like disco music.
They look up and see the disco ball hanging from the ceiling. It starts to spin and flash lights.
DALEK 3: It is the bomb!
DALEK 1: It is the bomb!
DALEK 2: It is the bomb!
The disco music gets louder and louder. The lights get brighter and brighter. The Daleks start to panic.
DALEK 3: Exterminate! Exterminate!
DALEK 1: Exterminate! Exterminate!
DALEK 2: Exterminate! Exterminate!
They fire their weapons at the disco ball, but it has no effect.
The disco ball explodes in a burst of glitter and confetti.
The Daleks are covered in glitter and confetti.
They stop moving.
They stop talking.
They stop living.
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The end.
the outer limits Chronoport
There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... The Outer Limits.
In a secret laboratory, a team of scientists is working on a breakthrough project: a device that can manipulate the fabric of space and time. They call it the Chronoport. It can send objects and people to any point in history or the future, with pinpoint accuracy. The project leader, Dr. Helen Carter, is eager to test it on a human subject. She volunteers herself for the first trial.
She steps into the Chronoport chamber, wearing a special suit that protects her from the temporal distortions. She sets the destination to Paris, 1789, during the French Revolution. She wants to witness one of the most pivotal moments in human history. She activates the device and disappears in a flash of light.
She reappears in a crowded street, surrounded by people in period costumes. She checks her wristwatch, which doubles as a locator and communicator. It confirms that she has arrived at the correct time and place. She smiles and walks towards the Bastille, where a mob of revolutionaries is storming the prison.
She blends in with the crowd, pretending to be a tourist. She takes out her smartphone, which has a hidden camera and microphone. She starts recording the scene, hoping to capture some historical footage. She is amazed by the sights and sounds of the past.
She reaches the Bastille and sees the rebels fighting against the guards. She hears gunshots and explosions. She sees blood and bodies on the ground. She feels a surge of adrenaline and fear. She realizes that this is not a safe place to be. She decides to return to the present.
She pushes her way through the crowd, trying to find a secluded spot where she can activate the Chronoport. She spots an alleyway and runs towards it. She reaches it and looks around. She sees no one. She sighs in relief and presses a button on her wristwatch.
Nothing happens.
She presses it again.
Still nothing.
She looks at the screen of her wristwatch.
It reads: "Error: Chronoport malfunction. Unable to establish connection with base. Please wait for assistance."
She gasps in horror.
She is trapped in the past.
Glastonbury festival 2023
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Glastonbury festival 2023
Watched Blondie ,Still has attuide at plus 70 years age
Guns and Roses who were rubbish I stick to my memories when thier best albums came out
Rick Ashley better tha I would have given him credit for
Lighting Seeds great songs
Foo Fighters still got it
Texas still a great band
Highlight of the whole event
Elton John still has the magic
Did not watch other acts as no intested in them at all
Out of 10
7
Stars ⭐
Only real complaint is microphone sound could have been loads better before a live event that's been running for years
Until next year
Rock and roll baby.
Sunday, 25 June 2023
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrRIR9peOJn7lFAFTn2Z_tA-YOUTUBE REVIEW BY UNLE AL
If you are looking for a way to enjoy your favorite TV shows and books without watching or reading them, you might want to check out this YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrRIR9peOJn7lFAFTn2Z_tA. This channel is home to audio videos of TV transcripts and books, which means you can listen to the dialogue and narration of various media without any visual distractions.
The channel has a variety of content, ranging from popular TV shows like Friends, The Office, and Breaking Bad, to classic books like Pride and Prejudice, The Catcher in the Rye, and The Lord of the Rings. You can also find some newer titles like The Hunger Games, The Fault in Our Stars, and Game of Thrones. The channel uploads new videos every week, so you can always find something new to listen to.
The audio quality of the videos is decent, and the voice actors do a good job of conveying the emotions and personalities of the characters. However, some of the videos have background music or sound effects that can be distracting or annoying. Also, some of the videos are incomplete or have missing parts, which can be frustrating if you want to follow the whole story.
Overall, this YouTube channel is a great option for anyone who wants to experience TV shows and books in a different way. It can also be useful for people who want to improve their listening skills or learn a new language. However, if you prefer to watch or read the original media, you might not enjoy this channel as much. I would give this channel a rating of 3.5 out of 5 stars.
youtube channel review by UNLCE AL.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrRIR9peOJn7lFAFTn2Z_tA
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