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Zombie wrestling
In a post-apocalyptic world, survivors are faced with the task of fighting off the zombie horde, but then they come across a horde of zombies who have taken up the sport of wrestling.
Yet in between bouts, and perhaps more importantly, at the end of each match there was an equal chance that one fighter would be resurrected as a zombie to fight in another bout.
The survivalists then wagered their own lives to gamble on which individual will lose and which will win.
The year is 2022 and the national sport is zombies. It’s not just restricted to the US, it’s a worldwide phenomenon. Schools have been closed in order to convert them into gyms to hold the games. The game begins with a full-body wrestle-off to determine who will be the zombie and who will be the human.
The zombie grabs their opponent’s hand and thrusts their hips forward, slamming their butts together for five seconds before switching positions. The human has to predict when the next butt clench is coming. Whoever best masters this technique wins in a full-body scramble or a knockout punch or kick.
A zombie wrestler is ready for the most violent match of his life when he hears a noise outside and leaves the ring to investigate. He finds that there's one left human in the world-a girl and her hand-puppet.
She thought she was all alone, so she was shocked to find someone else alive and starts explaining how everything happened. Turns out that she was on a mission, traveled many miles to find her target, but when she got there, he got infected and became one of the undead. She managed to escape but he chased after her-she knew if he caught her, he would devour her alive. The wrestler agrees to protect her on the condition that she tells him how to catch zombies in return, which seems fair enough since they're both out of options at this point anyway.
We all know there's one thing that's never gonna die - zombies. But what happens when they come in the form of wrestlers? What would happen if zombie vs. zombie wrestling became a thing?
In this story, a high schooler named Trevor has had enough with the bullying at school, where he's constantly being called a "loser" and "pussy." One day, he decides to show everyone his true colors by entering a pro-wrestling league as his alter-ego, The Zombie Cowboy, and beating all the contenders. His family and friends are all supportive behind his decision...much to his surprise. Trevor is surprised because he always thought they didn't believe in him or think he could do something worthwhile.
This story also features Trevor's friend Kirk, who happens to be an avid wrestling fan with a passion for wrestling lore and trivia. Kirk always seems to be on board with what Trevor is doing, supporting him through everything — even when
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