boring-old-fart -weird -just me mark aka ghostman

boring

ˈbɔːrɪŋ/

adjective

1. not interesting; tedious.

   "I've got a boring job in an office"

   synonyms:

   tedious, dull, monotonous;  repetitious, repetitive;  unrelieved, lacking variety, lacking variation, lacking excitement, lacking interest, unvaried, unimaginative, uneventful,characterless, featureless, colourless, lifeless, soulless, passionless, spiritless,unspirited, insipid, uninteresting, unexciting, uninspiring, unstimulating, unoriginal,derivative, jejune, nondescript, sterile, flat, bland, (plain) vanilla, arid, dry, dry as dust,stale, wishy-washy, grey, anaemic, tired, banal, lame, plodding, ponderous, pedestrian,lacklustre, stodgy, dreary, mechanical, stiff, leaden, wooden;  mind-numbing, soul-destroying, wearisome, tiring, tiresome, irksome, trying, frustrating;  humdrum, prosaic,mundane, commonplace, workaday, quotidian, unremarkable, routine, run-of-the-mill,normal, usual, ordinary, conventional, suburban;  garden variety;  informaldeadly, bog-standard, nothing to write home about, a dime a dozen, no great shakes, not up to much; informalsamey, common or garden;  informaldullsville, ornery "his letters are really rather boring"-old əʊld/ adjective 1. having lived for a long time; no longer young. "the old man lay propped up on cushions" synonyms: elderly, mature, aged, older, senior, advanced in years, up in years, getting on; More 2. belonging to the past; former. "valuation under the old rating system was inexact" synonyms: bygone, past, former, olden, of old, remote, previous, early, earlier, earliest; medieval, ancient, classical, primeval, primordial, prehistoric, antediluvian, forgotten,immemorial "in the old days"-fart fɑːt/ informal verb 1. emit wind from the anus. 2. waste time on silly or trivial things. noun 1. an emission of wind from the anus. 2. a boring or contemptible person. "he was such an old fart"weird wɪəd/ adjective 1. suggesting something supernatural; unearthly. "weird, inhuman sounds" synonyms: uncanny, eerie, unnatural, preternatural, supernatural, unearthly, other-worldly, unreal,ghostly, mysterious, mystifying, strange, abnormal, unusual; More 2. archaic connected with fate. noun SCOTTISHarchaic 1. a person's destiny. verb NORTH AMERICANinformal 1. induce a sense of disbelief or alienation in someone. "blue eyes weirded him out, and Ivan's were especially creepy" wɪəd/ adjective 1. suggesting something supernatural; unearthly. "weird, inhuman sounds" synonyms: uncanny, eerie, unnatural, preternatural, supernatural, unearthly, other-worldly, unreal,ghostly, mysterious, mystifying, strange, abnormal, unusual; More 2. archaic connected with fate. noun SCOTTISHarchaic 1. a person's destiny. verb NORTH AMERICANinformal 1. induce a sense of disbelief or alienation in someone. "blue eyes weirded him out, and Ivan's were especially creepy"

rubber ducks break bylaw?

in the village of bourton-on -the -water ,gloucs had a charity rubber duck race stopped by local police  due to ancient bylaw .locals placed bets as a 100 of these ducks floated down river to raise money for a motorbike delivery service for hospitals .but a few people complained about bikes being parked on village green but got in trouble due to a bylaw that states that the river windrush and the green cannot be used on sundays for fundraising activities so local police had to halt event.

drunk chimpanzee

a troop of chimps have been found in africa drinking fermented sap  from raffia plant .there have developed leaf sponge tools to get it out as keen on alcohol.these green vervet monkeys ,st.kitts ,caribbean showed signs of inebriation similar to humans.