POOH WOODS NEARLY DISTROYED

THE WOODS NEAR CROW BOROUGH,ASHDOWN FOREST,EAST SUSSEX WERE  ENGULFED BY FIRE DESTROYING A MAJOR PART OF IT.THE WOODS ARE POPULAR DUE TO THE SETTING OF A.A MILNES-WINNIE THE POOH .

LUCKY KITTEN

A  KITTEN -DUMPED IN A BOX -MANAGED TO ESCAPE DEATH FROM A PLANTS RECYCLING SHREDDER .WORKERS HEARD CRIES BUT COULD  NOT TURN IT OFF,BUT THE KITTEN POPPED OUT OF THE OTHER SIDE ROMFORD,ESSEX.THE CAT NAMED STIG AFTER THE BOK STIG OF THE DUMP,R.S.PC.A WILL REHOME HIM.

INDIA IS OBSESSED WITH HILTER

INDIA HAS A STRANGE OBSESSION WITH ADOLF HITLER .AMONG THINGS NAMED AFTER HIM ARE ICE CREAM,SHOPSAND A MOVIE BEAR.MEIN KAMPF IS A BEST SELLER ,KIDS CAN READ A COMIC NAMED AFTER HIM.IT IS BELIEVED THE OBSESSION IS BASED ON THE FACT THAT THE SWASTIKA COMES FROM A HINDU SYMBOL.

FISH AND CHIP FACTS

JOSEPH MALIN FRIST JOINED FISH WITH CHIPS IN HIS LONDON SHOP IN 1860.WORLD WAR 2 FISH AND CHIPS WERE AMONG FEW FOODS RATIOED .BRITS FOUND EACH OTHER ON D-DAY BY ANSWERING CALLS OF FISH AND CHIPS.IN CHINA THIER ARE SERVED WITH SUGAR SPRINKED ON TOP.NEWSPAPER WAS USED TO WRAP THEM UNTILL INK WAS RULED UNSAFE.BRITAIN HAS 10,500 FISH AND CHIP SHOPS AND JUST 1,249 MCDONALDS.

GODZILLA IN TOKYO

TOKYO HAS NAMED GODZILLA ,MOVIE MONSTER ,HAS WON RESIDENCY AS A HUGE MODEL OF ITS HEAD WHICH DRAWS CROWDS.

HEDGEHOGS SAFE IN PARK

WHEN TAGGED IN REGENTS PARK,LONDON ,THEIR WERE FOUND TO ROAM UP TO A MILE A NIGHT NEVER LEAVE THE BOUNDARIES ,NOT LIKE THE ONES IN NEIGHBORING PARKS  HO HAVE BEEN WIPED OUT.THIS GROUP WERE WISE  TO TRAFFIC NOISE ,LEARNT TO AVOID BUSY ROADS ,THE GROUP IS 40 STRONG.

DAFT LAWS

A LAW DATING BACK TO 1872 MADE IT ILLEGAL FRO PUB LANDLORDS TO ALLOW DRUNKENNESS ON THEIR PREMISES NOT ENFORCED IN MODERN TIMES.HANDLING SALMON IN SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES -1986.CARRYING  A PLANK ALONG A PAVEMENT MADE A CRIME IN 1839.THESE WERE PART OF CRAZY LAWS POLL DONE TO  CELEBRATE  800 YEARS  ANNIVERSARY OF MAGNA CARTA

WHEEL BURROW GETS TICKET

 TRAFFIC WARDEN IN LEEDS GOT A BIT OVER ZEALOUS ,BY GIVING A WHEEL BURROW A TICKET DESPITE NO YELLOW LINES ON THE ROAD.

EXPENSIVE BREAD

WHEN A SHOPPER WENT TO PAY 10PENCE FOR REDUCED BREAD THEIR  GOT A SHOCK.THE SELF -CHECKOUT AT ADSA  CHARGED £81.55P THIS WAS DUE TO GLITCH.

BADGER ENJOYS A FREEBIE

A CHEEKY BADGER TUCKED ITO A SIX PACK OF EGGS ON DAY ONE AND A TART ON DAY 2.THE BADGER WAS CAUGHT ON CAMERA AT MIDHURST,WEST SUSSEX

HERO AT NUMBER 10

10 DOWNING STREET HAD AN UNUSUAL VISITOR PERCHED ON TOP OF THE FRONT DOOR.A HERON ,WHO LEFT OF ITS OWN ACCORD AND DID NOT LEAVE ANY UNWANTED DEPOSITS

DEMOND THE DUCK

DESMOND THE DUCK ,COMPTON MARTIN ,SOMERSET,SPENT 25 YEARS IN A POND IN THE VILLAGE BEFORE BEING SUSPECTED OF BEING ATTACKED BY A FOX.THE  VILLAGERS ARE GOING TO HOLD A WAKE AT THE LOCAL PUB THE RING O BELLS.AS DESMOND WAS MUCH LOVED ALSO THE LOCAL CHURCH IS GOING TO LOWER IS FLAG AT HALF MAST.

WEIRD MATING

PORCUPINE-TO SEE A FEMALE IS INTERESTED THE MALE WIDDLES ON HER,IF SHE IS NOT SHE SHAKES IT OFF.FLATWORMS-HERMAPHRODITES-USE THEIR PENISES AS SWORDS TO FIGHT TO INSEMINATE EACH OTHER.IF 2 WHITE FRONTED PARROTS FANCY EACH OTHER THEY KISS THEN THE MALE IS SICK IN HER BEAK.FEMALE BOWER BIRDS PICK THE MALE WITH THE MOST ARTISTIC FLAIR  IN BUILDING AN ELABORATE SHINE.MALE  ANGLER FISH FINDS A FEMALE  HE IS FUSED INTO HER  SO HE USE HIS SPERM.MALE HIPPO IS IRRESISTIBLE TO A MATE BY WEEING,POING AND SPINNING HIS TAIL ALL AT THE SAME TIME.LADY GIRAFFE IS THE ONE FOR HIM A MALE WILL TASTE A MOUTHFUL OF HER PEE

RATS ARE HEROES?

RAT S TURN HEROES WHEN CHUMS ARE IN PERIL BY SPURNING CHOCOLATE TO SAVE THEM.THIS WAS FOUND BY VIA A STUDY OF LAB RATS WHO LEARNT TO OPERATE 2 LEVERS ,1 WHICH FREED A FELLOW RAT AND THE OTHER IN A RISING TANK OF WATER.THE OTHER LEVER WOULD BE IGNORED EVEN THOUGH IT DISPENSED CHOCOLATE.

time to go-earth and ocean martial art

thank you for letting me be part of your martial art group i have learnt a lot and am going to try  to carry on with some form of martial art at new home in holsworthy.move is  for the benefit of my wife due to her ill health so thanks to wayne  ley for putting up with me and for all the students good luck and karma in all that you do in the future  ..mark raines aka ghostmanraines 

MONTY HAS OP

MONTY -A GOLDFISH -HAS SUCCESSFULLY  HAD TUMOURS FROM BEHIND ITS EYE.THIS WAS DONE VIA A 45 MINUTE ,200 POUND OP ,USING WATER SOLUBLE ANAESTHETIC -HIGHCROFT VETS - BRISTOL ZOO.HE LOST AN EYE BUT INGOOD HEALTH.

MX PLEASE ADDRESS ME PLEASE

MX ,USED BY TRANSGENDER PEOPLE IS NOW OFFICIALLY  RECOGNISED.AND HAS BEEN ADDED TO OFFICAL FORMS AND DATABASES .MXIS PRONOUNCED  MIX OR MUD AND WAS FRIST RECORDED IN AMERICAN MAGAZINE - SINGLE PARENT ,1977.SEE MORE ON WIKI LINK-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mx_%28title%29

BIG BIRD IN SPACE?

WELL THIS IS A WEIRD STORY IN 1986 N.A.S.A SESAME STREET  BIG BIRD-CAROLL SPINNEY -ON BOARD THE DOOMED CHALLENGER SPACE SHUTTLE.BUT THE 8 FT 2 IN OUTFIT COULD NOT FIT THROUGH THE CRAFTS DOOR,THE IDEA WAS TO GET KIDS INTESTED  IN SPACE .YOU CAN READ MORE  LIKE THIS IN A NEW BOOK  -I AM BIG BIRD   THE CAROLL SPINNEY STORY ,CAROLL IS STILL PLAYING BIG BIRD AT 81.

WE NEED MORE POWER

EXPERTS ARE WARNING THAT BRITIAN MAY NEED ITS ENTIRE POWER SUPPLY TO PROVIDE INTERNET SERVICES BY 2035.DUE TO GROWTH OF SITES LIKE YOUTUBE MEAN OPTICAL CABLES WILL BE AT FULL STRETCH IN 8 YEARS.

BADGERS STOP 10 MILLION DEAL

WORK AT A 10 MILLION LEISURE ZONE ,EXMOUTH ,DEVON HAS HAD TO STOP DUE TO SETT OF BADGERS.THE LOCAL COUNCIL CONFIRMED THE BADGERS,PROTECTED BY LAW, HAVE BEEN SIGHTED AT EXMOUTH  FUN PARK,S O A LICENCE FROM NATURAL ENGLAND IS REQUIRED BEFORE WORK CAN CONTINUE.