I journed from the outer realms of the known universe of the race known as humans to witness an celebrated by many this was called by them Christmas.
So I landed in a nearby woods and as I left my space craft and used my disguise as not to frighten the human creatures as my true form is that of an eight foot insectiod appeance.
Wandering around I looked into the bright twinkling lights and green fern trees covered in baubles,and a small figure attached to top with wings on it.
I saw stocking hanging on the wall and a strange figure dressed in red with a massive white beard dancing and laughing.
I used my super hearing to hear the bigger humans known as parents a story about reindeer with a red nose pulling a sleigh and older human called a grandmother saying perhaps the fairies should be sober for the day.
So this must be christmas it seems everyone is having fun,I look forward to coming back in the future.
Then a stranger thing happens one of the human asked me was I awaiting for my family to arrive as we have room inside but please if you hear some songs please ignore grandmother as she likes to rock and roll with you,then I was surprised to see the mother giving the figure Santa Claus a kiss,where was the human husband to defend her honour.
A sense of complete awe overwhelmed when white fluffs of frozen rain called snow fall on the earth ground outside the doors of the family that let me in.
The youth of family grabbed me by my pretend arms and we went on a ride on a buggy down a hillside where I landed on my head and let a yell and a hearty laugh.
So I have to go now back to my home planet to give my report but this is what I say to all you humans
So here it is merry Christmas
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