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Toxic words by Mark Antony Raines

 

Love by Mark Antony Raines

 

SOCIAL CARE CARTOON BY MARK ANTONY RAINES

 

Uncle loz,Laurence Shahlaei by Mark Antony Raines

 

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BY MARK ANTONY RAINES -HE IS CALLED DOMINIC!

 HE IS CALLED DOMINIC!

 

BY MARK ANTONY RAINES

 

By MARK ANTONY RAINES

 

BY MARK ANTONY RAINES

 

No Mask No Entry by Mark Antony Raines

No chicken kf c my cartoon

My cartoon inspired by story of kf c running out of chicken

New Year´s Eve countdown takes longer due to leap second

Counting down to 2017 will take longer than usual this New Year’s Eve as clock experts compensate for a slowdown in the Earth’s rotation.

To be precise, it will last an extra second.

In a move guaranteed to make revellers’ heads spin, time lords at the National Physical Laboratory (NPL) are to introduce a “leap second” after 23:59:59 on December 31.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/pa/article-4075538/New-Year-s-Eve-countdown-takes-longer-leap-second.html#ixzz4TlcoNqN7
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Happy 90 th birthday to Queen Elizabeth

STONER SHEEP get the MUNCHIES after feasting on £4k worth of cannabis plants

A flock of sheep that are about to meet their maker at the abattoir got high on cannabis plants worth £4,000, after the drugs were ditched in a Surrey field.

"My sheep weren't quite on their backs with legs in the air but they probably had the munchies," farm shop manager Nellie Budd told local rag the Surrey Mirror.

"They haven't had any other side effects but I'll tell you about the meat next week."

The stash of marijuana plants, which were each roughly three foot tall, were dumped at the edge of Fanny's Farm in Markedge Lane, the paper reported. Budd's shop was just 200 yards from where the drugs were fly-tipped, apparently.

Police told Budd that the cannabis had a street value of about £4,000.

She added:

"My sheep being inquisitive had an interesting feast on it," she said. "At first I thought it was someone's hedgerow rubbish. I went down to get the bags so the sheep weren't eating black plastic.

"When I got there I realised it was a form of herbal cannabis plant. They were very strong in scent."

Budd said she was puzzled by how the plants came to be in the field, and speculated that someone could have taken a detour off the motorway to offload the drugs.

The stoned sheep, meanwhile, are understood to be wandering around r-e-a-l-l-y-s-l-o-w-l-y and feeling a tad bit paranoid while searching for a massive chocolate bar and a family-sized bag of crisps, man

MOVING PART ONE

AS YOU ALL KNOW MOVING IS A WONT LOSE THE PLOT. STRESS TIME ,NEVER ENDING BOXES ,CUPS OF TEA AND THE WIFE MAKING SURE YOU DONT  LOSE THE PLOT .A LOFT THAT SEEMS TO BE LIKE THE TARDIS ,ENDLESS BAGS AND BOXES WE NO WHERE TO PUT THEM.THIS IS GOING TO BE THE LAST TIME WE MOVE AS NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER AND IS RIGHT.

MY STRONGMAN MOMENTS NOT QUITE WORLDS STRONGEST MAN

Back  in the old days-1987-i joined the BODYBUILDING GUILD.T his was to take part in a power lifting event at my local gym in essex,this event involved DEAD LIFT, BENCH PRESS,LEG SQUAT ,i came last and cant remember weights done.If you look at me now you wouldd not think i had 18 inch biceps and could pick up and carry 330 lbs across gym floor.Later in 2013 i tried to retrain again  at http://www.fusion-fitness-bude.com/ i had  inform the owner about my neck problem which he said was ok as long as my health did not get worse. Anywhy to cut a long story short when i left bude  i could do 245 lbs dead-lift time 2 not bad for a crippled old man .