It is often said that you never truly know the person you're living with and what dark secret of a skeleton they may have in the closet.
I met my wife via a loving for love advert in the bikers magazine Back Street Heroes we talked for hours over the phone and then met up and clicked together also immediately then a few months got married.
It was a great marriage but every full moon I noticed my wife would book herself in a remote hotel in the mountains of Scotland and I would not see her for a couple of weeks.
I often asked why but she just said it was for the best as she did not me to see that side to her:this made me feel a little strange and I have to admit a bit jealous of not knowing what she was up to and perhaps I had a touch of the green eyed monster.
So when the next full moon was due let her see me wave goodbye and after a few minutes I got on my motorbike and followed her like some spy film to the hotel in the mountains of Scotland.
When I approached the hotel i realise it was an amazing asylum by the sign on the wall
"Meshugger Asylum for the maniac screwball s owned by Shizo Fruitcake "
So I went up to the reception and was greeted by a lady who would have given Frankinstern a run for his money.
"Excuse me i believe my wife Enid has booked a room with you for the week as a walk in patient "
"Sorry all clients information is classified I going to ask you to leave "
At this point a couple burly man looking like a cross between a wrestler and a strongman came out of a room, walked up beside me, lifted me up and placed me outside the door and both grunted caveman-like..
"Don't come back "
I leave with my tail between my legs then as the moon rises in hear a howl which I thought sounded like a wolf but surely the wolves in England were in zoo s not its countryside .
So I run around the back of the asylum and found that the back door was wide open and I sneaked in keeping my movements cat like and keep my ears tuned to the howling ignoring the sounds coming from the other rooms that had jail like bars.
Finally he was standing outside of the door which one it said
"Inside resides person suffering from chronic mental mental disorder with abnormal or violent social behaviour "
The howling stops a wail of crying replaces it is tap on the door and cry out Enid s name.
Enid replys
"Mark darling what are you doing here I told you I never wanted to see or hear me like this "
I replied
"My darling Enid do you not wish me to honour our wedding vows to be together in sickness and health"
"Well if you insist but don't be afraid I won't bite "
With that in open the door and in front of me stood my wife completely covered head to toe in wolf's fur and half woman half wolf body along with a wagging tail.
I smiled and said dispite her outside appearance she was beautiful in the inside and next time she was to say at home with me..
As the fairytale s ending always say we lived happily ever after?
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