Brexit The Fairy Tale by Mark Antony Raines .Illustration s by Mark Antony Raines Comedy Friendly Zombie Production 2019

Prologue.                                                                                              Deep inside the mind of the author this book was had to come to print and this is said book.                                                               Once upon a time in afar land called Holsworthy Mark and Enid were wandering what adventures their where going to have today!
It was an amazing day to play outside.
“Do you want to play with trumpets or dinosaurs?” said Enid.
“With trumpets!” replied Mark.
“It’s going to be brill at the Magic Show!” whooped Enid.
“Yes!” yelled Mark.....                                                 “People are hiding in cardboard boxes!” screamed Enid.
“Jumping junipers! I didn’t expect that!” sighed Mark.
“This will cause strife at the Magic Show!” whined Enid.
“Yup. This is dreadful!” said Mark.
“Quick! Let’s find help!” said Enid.
“No one can help!” screamed Mark.I’ve never seen a jumbo bucket that uncanny before!” squealed Enid. 
“Me neither!” yelped Mark.
Enid and Mark jumped back a poos a fairy slid out of the giant bucket with a twinkling shimmer.
“Hiya Enid and Mark, it’s me, Freddy the Freak fairy!” cheered the fairy. 
“Things have been screwed up ever since Brexit and the Mps nabbed my magic Glasses!” howled Freddy. “Oh, soggy sandwiches, those Mps have some new bonkers pranks!” said Freddy. “Ugh! Those batty Mps!                            They are in disguise and making people seasick!” shrieked Freddy. “Hurrah, we will spoil the ludicrous Magic Show!” whooped one of the Mps.                                                              “Golly, those crooked Mps have the magic Glasses over there!” gasped Enid. Enid and Mark cast a magic spell using sausages, donkey spit and sour milk to get back the magic Glasses. “Terrific work Enid and Mark!” yelled Freddy.                     “Spiffing work, with the magic Glasses in its rightful place, the Magic Show will be absolutely first-class!” cheered Freddy the Freak fairy. “Whoopee, just look at Brexit and those foul Mps scooting away! So long!” whooped Mark. A smashing time was had by all with the dancing sheep at the Magic Show.                                                      About the Author..                                               My  name is Mark Antony Raines and this is meant to be funny but I have seen paint drying on a wall seems funny.so please put this story book in the bargain bin where it belongs

Enid 4 ft 1 inches if asked 5ft 1inches

(Hi I am Mark Antony Raines I wrote this story )

(Freddy the freak I am a good Fairy?)

(I am Brexit)

(I am just your average batty M.P.