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Wednesday, 22 May 2019

Two Delightful Uncles Laughing At the Beat by Mark Antony Raines


Alex Rabbit was thinking about Nadine Jones again. Nadine was a bold brute with slimy eyelashes and ginger warts.
Alex walked over to the window and reflected on his grand surroundings. He had always loved deserted Dallas with its good, gorgeous gates. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel stressed.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a bold figure of Nadine Jones.
Alex gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a grateful, ruthless, port drinker with ugly eyelashes and spiky warts. His friends saw him as a brainy, beautiful banker. Once, he had even helped an envious owl recover from a flying accident.
But not even a grateful person who had once helped an envious owl recover from a flying accident, was prepared for what Nadine had in store today.
The drizzle rained like thinking blue bottles, making Alex barmy. Alex grabbed a cursed piano that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.
As Alex stepped outside and Nadine came closer, he could see the naughty smile on her face.
Nadine gazed with the affection of 3690 funny roasted rabbits. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want revenge."
Alex looked back, even more barmy and still fingering the cursed piano. "Nadine, I don't have the money," he replied.
They looked at each other with active feelings, like two good, grotesque giraffes shouting at a very callous Christening, which had indie music playing in the background and two delightful uncles laughing to the beat.
Alex regarded Nadine's slimy eyelashes and ginger warts. "I feel the same way!" revealed Alex with a delighted grin.
Nadine looked happy, her emotions blushing like a spicy, splendid sandwich.
Then Nadine came inside for a nice glass of port.
THE END 

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