ADVENTURES OF CRYPTIC CROSS BY MARK ANTONY RAINES

I was  trying to catch the people hunting birds of clan flying but due to industrial action by the local wardens it was a blow.

Luckily the birds nest was very high up in the forest trees.

I later had to go to the doctors  to change tendon issues. 

I was feeling as dry as a duck swallowing an energy drink whilst reading a rare book  called Skye A Really Revolutionary Period,everyone of the characters had a rotten tune firstly. 

Taking  rum and making the French walk unsteadily. 

Meanwhile in the world of cryptozoology a swamp creature caught an enormous bird  which came close to a family wrapping son in fur.

My newest job is to send mail out to a preacher who in church preaches about devil's beheading feeble people and we must stay united or may burst. 

In football news Ulster played for draw. 

The End.